A British man has spent over $150,000 to look like his ‘idol’ Kim Kardashian…and he looks a complete fool.
21-year-old Jordan James Parke, from Manchester, England, has undergone lip-fillers, Botox, eyebrow tattoos, and more — all to look like Kim.
“I love everything about Kim,” Parke told The Sun. “She’s the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her.”
We don’t even know what to say.
The celebrity-obsessed makeup artist tweets fawningly about model Kate Price, posts his own accessorized mug endlessly to Instagram and even has an arms-length tattoo of Mariah Carey’s autograph.
But the face, that’s all Kim.
“I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake,” Parke told The Sun. “Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back.”
To complete the look Parke spent thousands on a wardrobe to match, from the latest clothes to a gold watch, diamond stud earrings and fashion-plate Prada handbag.
We don’t know what Kim Kardashian he’s been looking at, but it’s certainly not the same one we see every day.
Parke says his look is all about the ‘shock factor’.
“I love all the attention and the stares I get in the street. I welcome the hate — it just means more attention. And if anything, it just spurs me on to get more work done.”
Shocking is accurate.
[via NY Daily News]