How do you make sure your ex-wife knows how you feel about her every single day?
A Detroit man decided he was going to give his wife the finger.
According to The Detroit Free Press:
An Oakland County man is giving his ex-wife the middle finger in a big way — with a giant bronze sculpture on his back porch that faces her house, according to reports.
A person who appears to be the ex-wife’s daughter, Lenka Tuohy, posted the photo of the hand with a raised middle finger on Twitter. The website gawker.com says the man purchased the house next door to his ex-wife and moved in with his daughter.
Various reports have identified the man as Alan Markovitz, who owns The Flight Club in Inkster and other strip clubs. Markovitz did not immediately return a message left tonight.
“How psychotic do you have to be to buy the house directly next to your ex wife and then put a statue up like that?!?! Real classy alan,” Tuohy tweeted Nov. 11.
The next day, she tweeted, “its hard for me to enjoy my baths now because my fav tub is in my moms bathroom which faces out towards tif and alans house:(”
Tuohy also posted a picture of the sculpture at the lakefront house illuminated by a spotlight at night.
What a hilarious waste of money!