This really isn’t funny, but for some reason I can not stop laughing!
According to an arrest report obtained by The Smoking Gun, police in Trenton, Mich. received a 911 call Monday morning reporting that an individual was “in a silver car sucking on a dildo” at a local park.
Sgt. Steve Allen responded, and the concerned citizen pointed out the offending vehicle, which was driving out of a parking area at the park.
Allen approached and noted “a flesh-colored dildo” on the passenger seat, according to the report. He says that when he asked the driver what he was doing, the man replied, “Sucking on a dildo, I’m sorry.”
He also allegedly “admitted to having a problem with sex toys.”
The man, whose name has been redacted from the report, was arrested on a charge of disorderly contact.
Oh my!
via Huffington Post
