Say What Now? Man Arrested for Driving His Car While Sucking on a Dildo

BY: Denver Sean

Published 12 years ago

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This really isn’t funny, but for some reason I can not stop laughing!

According to an arrest report obtained by The Smoking Gun, police in Trenton, Mich. received a 911 call Monday morning reporting that an individual was “in a silver car sucking on a dildo” at a local park.

Sgt. Steve Allen responded, and the concerned citizen pointed out the offending vehicle, which was driving out of a parking area at the park.

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Allen approached and noted “a flesh-colored dildo” on the passenger seat, according to the report. He says that when he asked the driver what he was doing, the man replied, “Sucking on a dildo, I’m sorry.”

He also allegedly “admitted to having a problem with sex toys.”

The man, whose name has been redacted from the report, was arrested on a charge of disorderly contact.

Oh my!

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via Huffington Post

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