A shoplifter in Florida decided she would created a diversion to get a way from employees by smearing poop in their faces.
It didn’t quite work out as planned.
via Local 10:
Marisol Toribio, 32, was arrested Tuesday by Coral Springs police.
According to court documents, Toribio was caught stealing from Macy’s, so she pulled some poop out of her pants and smeared it on the faces of the loss prevention employees who confronted her.
Toribio appeared in bond court Wednesday morning. She faces theft charges, plus a charge of tampering with or fabricating physical evidence.
Those poor employees. Now, THAT’s what you call having a ‘shitty’ day at work.