Did you know Lana Del Rey and Azealia Banks were feuding?
Well, it all started last week when Lana called out Kanye West in his Instagram comments for his ongoing support of Donald Trump.
“Trump becoming our president was a loss for the country but your support of him is a loss for the culture,” wrote Lana, who sung at Kanye and Kim Kardashian‘s wedding.
“I can only assume you relate to his personality on some level,” she added. “Delusions of grandeur, extreme issues with narcissism. If you think it’s alright to support someone who believes it’s okay to grab a woman by the p—y just because he’s famous, then you need an intervention as much as he does.”
Azealia Banks responded to Lana, accusing her of being another ‘white woman in Hollywood’ with selective outrage while bringing up her association with A$AP Rocky, who himself has been accused of assaulting women.
“Don’t use Kanye for your own vapid attempts to seem politically aware when there is so much more bootleg witchcraft you could be doing to try and take down 45,” wrote Azealia. “Kanye is not your enemy or the enemy.”
“Your selective outrage makes you the enemy,”Azealia continued.“You approve of A$AP Rocky because his victims weren’t white. You’re exactly the kind of thought police Kanye is fighting against … Now I dare you to challenge me on any of my opinions. You aren’t built for battle. I suggest you apologize to Kanye West immediately.”
Azealia then took shots at famous white women in general.
“I’m tired of white women in Hollywood and their fake ass innocent agendas. These bitches will take any opportunity to make themselves seem more righteous in regards to Black men who don’t bow down to their vapid social power or more civilized and respectable than the Black women that have a real reason to be angry.”
Fast-forward to today, Lana finally responded to Azealia and quite simply told her to ‘pull up’ and fight.
@shopcheapyxo u know the addy. Pull up anytime. Say it to my face. But if I were you- I wouldn’t.
— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) October 9, 2018
I won’t not fuck you the fuck up. Period.
— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) October 9, 2018
Banks. u coulda been the greatest female rapper alive but u blew it. dont take it out on the only person who had ur back.
— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) October 9, 2018
Azealia then tried to come for Lana’s looks, but Lana still wasn’t having it.
Let’s talk about arm workouts today!! Example : This is an example of an aging white woman who got work done on her face, and none done on her body (where she needed it most)
Let’s walk her through some upper arm workout! #CHEAPYXOTIPS pic.twitter.com/yVmBALwPu0— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018
First, we need her to call the surgeon who did her pointy Michael Jackson nose and ask for some kybella for those chicken patties!!’ Next we need her to head over to Instagram and invest in some @FlatTummyCo lollipops and a $20 waist trainer!
— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018
Now – Step One, – put your arms down your sides and breeeeeeeeathe in deeply.
— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018
Step Two: pick up the two dicks on the floor and raise them up by your ears. hold them in your clenched fists with your elbows facing the floor.
— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018
Step Three: turn your head to the side, open your mouth, and agitate the dick with the tip of one in your mouth, and the tip of the other in your ear.
— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018
When you are finished. Be sure to collect the semen ejected from said dicks, and massage this liquid into your aging white lady skin. This is an excellent way to fill the wrinkles left behind by expired botox.
— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018
And remember ! Never get plastic surgery on your face, without consideration for how it fits with your body! A 27 year old face means nothing when you’ve got a 60 year old body! #MISSAMORBUBBLEGUMBEAUTYBAR can help! @LanaDelRey
— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018
@LanaDelRey I would love to send you some of the Miss Amor Bubblegum Beauty Bar to help with the freckling, discoloration and sun spots you have on your body! Your face is bleached, let #CHEAPYXO help you step your bodily skin up too! https://t.co/XFUtD56AL1
— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018
@LanaDelRey thinks that by going after Kanye West & Azealia Banks it means she’s doing something for the culture. Truly shows how delusional white women are.
— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018
Plus Lana’s pussy is old. She’s a 40 year old cokehead who wants to peddle pussy to 60 year old white men who all think her pussy + “Lolita antics” are boring and contrived as fuck LMFAOO. Go hit up your daddy Weinstein’s flabby @LanaDelRey
— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018
Wow Lana just let me finesse her for #CHEAPYXO promo. Werk Novice Witch!!! @LanaDelRey you’re officially my SON!
— CHEAPYXO (@SHOPCHEAPYXO) October 9, 2018
Lana responded to Azealia’s tirade with the following:
I’ll send you my surgeon’s number and a good psychiatrist I know in LA – your psych meds aren’t working #uneedanewcocktail
— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) October 9, 2018
Yikes.
