Say What Now? Man Dies During Sex With His Scarecrow

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An Argentinian man is no longer with us after having a passionate night of intercourse with his… scarecrow.

The scarecrow was dressed up in lipstick and a wig, with a strapped on sex toy.

via Page Six:

Jose Alberto, 58, was found dead in his San Jose de Balcare home, lying next to the straw doll, the Irish Mirror reported.

“There were no signs of violence, and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow,” police spokesman Rodolfo Moure told the publication.

The depraved sex fiend, who tended to sheep, had puffed up the scarecrow with clothes and tied a 6-inch strap-on penis to it, reports said.

His rotting remains were found after neighbors complained to police of a foul stench coming from his home, where he lived alone.

Autopsy results have not yet been released.

We have no words.

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