Say What Now? College Student Threatens Police with His Penis

This is entirely too funny…

A college sophomore allegedly threatened to slap a police officer “across the face with his penis” after he was caught urinating in public, according to reports.

Craig McIntire, a 21-year-old student at Miami University of Ohio, was arrested over the weekend when he refused to stop“urinating in an alleyway” after a police officer caught him in the act, Elite Daily reports.

McIntire was allegedly “heavily intoxicated” at the time and put up quite a struggle before the police officer was able to restrain him.

According to the Miami Student, McIntire allegedly threatened the police officer with his penis while they were en route to the police department:

Officers reported McIntire as being heavily intoxicated, unsteady on his feet and uncooperative. After being processed and charged he was taken to Butler County Jail. During the ride there he told the officer to pull over so he could slap him across the face with his penis. McIntire was charged with resisting arrest, obstructing official business and public intoxication.

via Huffington Post

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