A snake thief decided to nab a 2-foot-long python from a Portland pet store by stuffing it down his pants.
This story give a whole new meaning to the term ‘trouser snake.’
Sgt. Greg Stewart, a Portland Police Bureau spokesman, said no arrests have been made in last Friday’s theft. But Christin Bjugan, an owner of A to Z pet store, said video surveillance has helped viewers and police detectives identify a suspect, and she expects to have the snake returned soon.
“We know who did it,” she said Monday. “We know where he lives, we know where he works, we know all about him and his girlfriend. We’re just waiting to get our snake back.”
The video shows the suspect with a blue-haired woman who appeared to be in on the theft. He handed her some keys before taking the snake from a tank and shuffling out of the store.
Bjugan says it was “pretty gutsy” for the man to put the python down his pants, and potentially a bad move because it was close to feeding day.
On the other hand, she added, the snake does like warm, dark places.
The snake is a black pastel ball python and sells for $200.
“We have a cheap price, usually they go for about $400,” Bjugan said.
Stewart said the department has investigated thefts at pet stores, but this is the first time it has involved someone putting a snake in their pants. It also seemed more purposeful than usual.
“If you look at the theft of stuff from pet stores, a lot of times it’s someone wandering in drunk and doing something stupid,” he said. “This one’s a little bit different, although putting a snake down your pants is not super bright. There’s a lot of different ways that could go wrong.” — Associated Press
We cringe at the mere thought of how wrong this could have gone.