Say What Now? Austrian Brothel Offering Free Sex Voucher With On-Site COVID Vaccination

A brothel in Austria is offering a free sex session in exchange for receiving the COVID???????-19 vaccine.

via: New York Post

An Austrian brothel has devised an ingenious way to incentivize people to get the coronavirus vaccine — by offering promised patrons a free fling with a prostitute of their choosing if they get immunized at the bordello.

“We are very popular,” Christoph Lielacher, director of the Fun Palast in Vienna, told Reuters of the enticing new initiative, which they created in response to the recent government mandate barring the unvaccinated from restaurants and other indoor areas amid an infection spike last week. The measure — known as 2G — had reportedly caused a 50% dip in the number of clients at the brothel, the Daily Mail reported.

To help stem the financial hemorrhage, Fun Palast is offering the COVID jab every Monday from 4 pm to 10 pm through the end of November. Best of all, men who get inoculated on-site will be gifted a free 30-minute session in the skin merchant’s VIP club with the “lady of their choice.” Think of it as a sexy nurse role-playing scenario but with actual medical care.

“Many men, very many men with a migration background, virtually refuse vaccination or don’t even know that you can be vaccinated,” lamented Fun Palast manager Peter Laskaris. “And since we are actually reaching this target group, we decided to set up a vaccination street here.”

And the cathouse’s inoculation station isn’t just open to lecherous adult men.

Boys as young as 14 are reportedly allowed access to the clinic, provided they have an adult with them, while women are also being encouraged to head to the Fun Palast for a coronavirus shot.

Business has skyrocketed following their clever skin-centive program.

“Since the 2G rule (vaccinated or recovered) has been in place, there has been a real rush to get vaccinated,” said Laskaris. “We have had a lot of people come in today to get vaccinated.”

“I would have gotten vaccinated anyway but the 2G rule has certainly accelerated things a little,” said one satisfied vaccine recipient known only as Gerhard (surname withheld). “And since an acquaintance of mine organized this action I thought: Let’s go for it.”

He added, “I think this is perfectly OK because we can achieve a better immunization rate this way and that’s necessary to end the pandemic at some point.”

The bordello boss Lielacher hopes that the initiative will help the country achieve the 70% to 75% vaccination rate required for herd immunity. Currently, only 63% of Austrians have received the jab, the National News reported.

Fortunately, thanks in part to the new 2G restrictions, doctors have already administered 213,000 coronavirus jabs this week — the highest number since early August, the Local reported.

Fun Palast isn’t the first organization to offer perks for the inoculated. In a much less sexy incentive program on this side of the pond, Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf offered state employees five days of paid leave if they got the vaccine at a city-run site.

They really want people to get vaccinated.

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