Everyone has stories that they’d be better off keeping to themselves. Anthony Anderson’s story about how his own mother taught him how to properly ‘eat p*ssy’ is definitely one of those stories.
Unfortunately for Anthony, he told the awkward story on ‘Conan.’
“My mother taught me how to go downtown,” he told Conan O’Brien. “Taught me how to knock the man out the boat. My momma taught me how to eat the cookie. Oral sex, Conan. Oral sex.”
As the story goes, Anthony’s mom, Doris, approached him and his friends about their sexual activities on a trip home from college.
“I was in my early 20s, I had just come home from college,” he said. “We happened to be sitting around in the family room, not only me but my buddies and their girlfriends. She not only taught me and my brothers and my boys, but also the women, how to do what they needed to do.”
Anthony said she did this by showing them adult videos and explaining what should and shouldn’t be done.
“My mother has a very extensive video collection,” Anthony shared. “She would put the videos on and go into graphic detail as to what was happening in the video and what either me and my brothers or the young ladies should be doing.”
He continued, “Her motivation was my father didn’t know how to eat pu**y. So she said, ‘I will be damned if I send my three boys out in the world not knowing how to do that. It’s my duty as a woman to teach you to do this properly because your daddy didn’t know what the hell he was doing.’ That’s the reason behind it.”
We’re going to file this one under ‘Hell to the Nah.’
Watch the video below.