Say It Ain’t So! Kermit The Frog & Miss Piggy Have Broken Up, Read Their Joint Statement

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy announced they’ve broken up.

The beloved characters released a joint statement that appeared on both their Facebook pages:

“After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. We will continue to work together on television (“The Muppets”/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter. Thank you for your understanding.”

This sure is a sad way to promote a show. We wish Miss Piggy & Kermit the best of luck.