“This all dates back to when we were growing up together in Kenya,” Obama joked Wednesday on The Tonight Show, when Jay Leno—comparing the situation to himself andDavid Letterman—asked about Trump, who earlier today offered to donate $5 million to charity in exchange for a look at the president’s college and passport records.
“We had constant run-ins on the soccer field,” Obama continued as Leno mimed notching a point down for the commander-in-chief.
“He wasn’t very good and resented it. When we finally moved to America, I thought it would be over.”
And, as it turns out, the two have never even met.