Waka Flocka Flame is H I L A R I O U S.
In honor of 4/20 (if you don’t know what 4/20 represents by now, you’ve been living under a rock), rapper Waka Flocka Flame has announced his candidacy to become the next President of the United States… while rolling and smoking a blunt.
In an exclusive video for Rolling Stone, Waka reveals his expletive-laced presidential agenda. First on the docket? Legalize marijuana. According to Waka, as long as you have a blunt, “shit gon’ be okay.”
Waka also plans to outlaw dogs in restaurants (“I don’t wanna see no fucking animal in the restaurant ever again”), prohibit individuals with big feet from walking in public and force children to learn his lyrics in school or risk being held back.
We don’t know about you guys, but Waka would absolutely receive our vote!
Please watch the hilarious video below.