The 2013 Kardashian Family Christmas Card is Here; Did Kanye Make The Cut? [Photos]

The Kardashian-Jenner family has released their annual Christmas card…and it’s by far their most outrageous card yet!

An intricate, high-fashion photo in which Kim Kardashian, Khloé Kardashian Odom,Kourtney Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner and Bruce Jenner all strike poses in what looks like a dystopian shopping mall, complete with fluorescent lights, dollar bills, a sparkling gold money sign, trashed tabloids, mannequins and photos of the family members, among many other things.

The whole family is dressed in black, with Kim standing on a staircase in a cleavage baring, body-hugging dress, while Khloé lounges on a chair in a sparkly black dress with Kourtney’s son Mason draped in front of her.

Kourtney, meanwhile, is standing near Khloé, holding her daughter Penelope.

Kris is in the forefront of the shot, throwing up her hands wearing black gloves and a black halter dress that shows off her legs. Interestingly, Bruce is situated in a glass case wearing a suit. An allegory of their troubled marriage, perhaps?

Kylie and Kendall strike fierce poses while standing on top of some of the dollar bills, with Kendall showing off her gorgeous gams in a high-cut dress and Kylie giving a smoldering look in back of her.

Noticeably absent are Kim’s daughter North, Kanye West, Scott Disick, Lamar Odom and Rob Kardashian.

We wonder why? Maybe they weren’t down with the theme?

The artistic Christmas card was shot by renowned photographer David LaChappelle.

What do you think of the shot? We think it’s a gorgeous photo — but it doesn’t really give ‘Christmas’ at all….

[via E!]