This Woman’s Hilarious Letter + Cake Offering for Her Noisy Neighbor Has Gone Viral: ‘I Should Be Dreaming About The Things I Want Michael B. Jordan to Do to Me’ [Photo]

What do you do when your new neighbor is constantly blasting music until the early morning hours?

Most people would either a) call the landlord, b) call the police, or c) start a confrontation.

Candis Benbow decided to write a funny-yet-shady letter to one neighbor who she says keeps her up all night with loud music — AND she made him a cake.

Once you read the letter it will all make sense.

Take a look:

She’s better than us — we certainly wouldn’t have been as kind.