Harry Styles Dumped Taylor Swift For Being Too ‘Asexual’

Harry Styles thought he signed up for a girlfriend, and got a grandmother instead.

The 18-year-old singer from One Direction reportedly called it quits with Taylor Swift because he was growing tired of her “asexual” lifestyle. A close friend of Taylor’s told Radar Online:

“Taylor is so concerned that the public will think she’s a wh*re because she dates around, that she doesn’t put out. What she doesn’t get is that the guys keep dumping her because she’s being a prude.”

“Harry found Taylor a little sexually uninterested,” another source revealed.

“While it was clear she obviously had a thing for Harry, Taylor didn’t want to put out as often as he would’ve liked. Harry is a young boy, with ladies throwing themselves at him and has had a string of relationships with older women. It’s no secret he’s sexually active and is enjoying his fame at the moment. But Taylor just wasn’t up for it as much as he is. They were sexually incompatible. Harry wants to go out to fancy bars and clubs and enjoy being young – but Taylor’s more of a homebody and all she would talk about was antiques!”

I have a few things to say about this; first of all Taylor, nobody cares about your good girl act anymore. We aren’t buying it anymore. Next, sex is natural! If you didn’t go through boyfriends like you go through underwear, you wouldn’t have garnered this reputation as a “wh*re” as your friend described you. (Also, get some new friends; what kind of pal is ratting you out like this!?)

So if the public is already looking at you sideways, why not just enjoy sex? You’re 22, not 12. And in conclusion, just stop dating and learn to be independent. You’re getting way too attached, way too fast. Sort it out, girl.

What do you guys think? Should Taylor stop dating, or should she just put out?