Girl, What? Lena Dunham Says She Didn’t Enjoy the Met Gala Because Odell Beckham Jr. Didn’t Talk to Her: ‘I Was Not the Shape of a Woman By His Standards’

Lena Dunham opened up about her experience at the Met Gala while chatting with Amy Schumer for her ‘Lenny Letter.’

Aside from making the evening sound miserable, Lena says that Odell Beckham Jr. didn’t pay her any attention and she feels some kind of way about it.

Check out this excerpt from the letter:

‘I was sitting next to Odell Beckham Jr., and it was so amazing because it was like he looked at me and he determined I was not the shape of a woman by his standards.

He was like, “That’s a marshmallow. That’s a child. That’s a dog.” It wasn’t mean — he just seemed confused.

The vibe was very much like, “Do I want to f*** it? Is it wearing a … yep, it’s wearing a tuxedo. I’m going to go back to my cell phone.”

It was like we were forced to be together, and he literally was scrolling Instagram rather than have to look at a woman in a bow tie.

I was like, “This should be called the Metropolitan Museum of Getting Rejected by Athletes.”

Girl, what? Just because a man doesn’t engage in conversation does NOT mean he’s secretly conflicted about whether or not he wants to have sex with you.