Shout out to our fan, ChErYl for pointing out the uncanny, or should I say “uncatty”, resemblance between Lil Kim and Jocelyn Wildenstein aka “the cat lady”. America’s favorite pint-sized rapper is only a few nip/tucks away from purrrrrrfection. MEOW!!!

A Little Birdie Told Me…The New York Daily News is reporting that Kim Kardashian (better known as Paris Hilton’s best friend of the moment) is rumored to have a sex tape with none other than Ray-J (better known as Brandy’s little brother). Apparently the two dated a while back. Here they are pictured on a video shoot for one of Ray-J songs that no one has ever heard. Do these two even count as celebrities? And I thought that she was dating Nick Cannon? Anyway the newspaper reports that they spoke with a gentleman who has seen the tape and it is being brokered at 1 million dollars. The paper doesn’t give any details of the tape except that there’s a shower at the end, a golden one. Yuck!!!

And can we talk about that MOTHERF%@ING PYTHON in Ray-j’s boxer briefs! Oh My Lord Jesus!

This idiot just won’t quit! Instead of admitting to the American people that he’s a TROLL and a FAILURE, the red states’ president decides to SEND 20,000 MORE TROOPS to Iraq! I’m convinced that the world is coming to a end! Take Me Higher Lord!

DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! Lil’Kim is starting to make me feel uneasy in my spirit! Queen Bee just can’t seem to get it right, so she lost the weight but that face with those eyebrows on it! I just can’t take it anymore, the self-hate plastic surgery has to stop here. I think I have to go the bathroom!

Wow, I never saw this coming but I guess it’s true. Derek Jeter and Jessica Biel were recently vacationing together in Puerto Rico. Jeter has been linked with Mariah Carey and Vanessa Minillo in the past but this one seems like a winner. We hope this one works out for him. Even though they appear a little distant in this picture, they still look kind of cute together.