Trump issued a statement Friday saying he has informed NBC that he is “moving on from ‘The Apprentice’ to a major new TV venture,” though he declined to detail what exactly this ‘venture’ will be.

In other words, looks like the Donald can’t take what he dishes out!

Well, this isn’t exactly news, but her soon-to-be ex husband Coley Laffoon told a judge earlier this month that the former Mrs. Degeneres has “bizarre and delusional behaviour” and “poor parenting skills.” Laffoon is asking for joint custody of their 5 year-old son, Homer, and $33,000 a month in spousal support. He cites his experience has a camp counselor and former nanny as proof of his insight into her nurturing skills. He also says that on top of her purposely packing lunches Homer doesn’t like, she also curses and does not buckle him up when she drives.

Well, no doubt the woman is a lunatic but Coley, come on, weren’t you a little bit crazy too for marrying this broad? Heche isn’t the only delusional one here!

Six is one too many! Asia Nitollano made her first appearance with the Pussycat Dolls today at the CW Network Upfront event in New York City. The always splendiferous Nicole Scherzinger marks her territory as the lead pussycat by being in the middle and rocking the hottest dress! After seeing this mess, I’m happy Anastacia didn’t win.

Yesterday, on BET’s Access Granted, T.I. premiered his new video for “Big Thangs Poppin”. This tiny tot gangsta is too sexy! Look out for more on T.I. as we unveil exclusive pictures and information from ATL’s King T.I.P.

Hot-to-trot item, Josh Hartnett and the incredibly beautiful Penelope Cruz, have been spending lots of quality time together. Journeys to the Caribbean, frollicking about Los Angeles and P.D.A galore have this couple tangled up everywhere!

However, friends of Josh are concerned that he is falling hard and fast. Penelope is rumored to be a “maneater” of sorts and has supposedly made it known that she’s not ready to settle down any time soon. Joshy’s friends feel that Mademoiselle Cruz is going to leave Hartnett the Heartthrob sad & lonely when she’s done playing with him.

What do you think, love muffins?

The World’s Smallest Dog (Dancer) is only 4 inches long and 18 ounces. His owner, Jenny Gomes (pictured below), says that he was smaller than her thumb when he was born and the vets wanted to euthanize him for fear of future health problems.

This tiny Chihuahua will have to wait until June 8th to claim his title in the Guiness World Record book (when he officially will be one year old). Until then, I hope his owner Jenny doesn’t get hungry and eat this pooch as a mid-morning snack! LOL.

For more on this cute little furrball, check out the pics below or this week’s People magazine.