1. Drink This! “The Peartini”

Sounds lovely doesn’t it? Find some of your best in season pears and toast it up.

Muddle pears and add vodka and Cointreau. Shake with ice. Strain into a caramelized-sugar-rimmed martini glass.

2. Watch This! “Atonement”

Kiera Knightley’s getting rave reviews, and the film has already rampaged the Golden Globe nominations. Get your dose of this season’s Oscar worthy films!

3. Wear This! “Knit Dress”

It’s so simple and so comfortable. A sweater in dress form, a dress made of sweater material. Whatever you call it, it’s the perfect way to stay warm this winter.

4. Hear This! “Sterling Simms & Cassidy”

Here’s some new music from Sterling Simms (remember his song “Nasty Girl” and his feature on Jay-Z’s “Dig a Hole”?). The beat is hot! What do you think love muffins?

Download: Sterling Simms ft. Cassidy—Stuck in Traffic

5. Do This! “Shop ‘Til You Drop”

It’s the last weekend before Christmas, and the stores are ready for you. There are even Macy’s stores that opened at 7:00 am this morning in New York, and their doors will remain open through Christmas Eve. This holiday season has been one of the lowest in terms of buying power, so take advantage of that as you shop this weekend. Everybody’s having a sale!

1. Drink This! “Raspberry Bellinis”

In a small shallow bowl, mash the raspberries with the sugar until sugar is dissolved and mixture is smooth. Pour about a tablespoon of the puree into each of 4 Champagne flutes. Slowly fill each glass with Champagne (careful – it will fizz up) and serve immediately.

2. Watch This! ‘I Am Legend’

You already know I have to go out and support one of my quintessential future baby daddies this weekend!

“As the only living man left in a virus-devastated, mutant-prowled New York, Will Smith proves that, yes, he is just as charismatic and talented as you thought. And while the thrills and plot don’t quite live up to the film’s ‘Legend’-ary title, its haunting vistas of a post-apocalyptic NYC will take your breath away” — Tom DiChiara

3. Wear This! “Spring & Clifton’s Striped Cardigan Sweater Dress!”

I just think that cardigan dresses are the best thing ever since sliced apple pie, what a splendiferous fashion innovation! This Spring & Clifton’s Striped Cardigan Sweater Dress ($80, originally $245) is sophisticated, sporty and divine! It comes in navy and burgundy as well as black and green! You can purchase the Spring & Clifton’s Striped Cardigan Sweater Dress from Intermx HERE!

4. Hear This! “Mary J. Blige – Growing Pains”

If you haven’t already heard Mary J. Blige’s Growing Pains, please download it this weekend! Trust me love muffins you need this album in your lives!

Take me higher lord! The soulful R&B Diva Mary J.Blige’s eighth studio album is just the best thing since apple pie! I wasn’t really feeling her first single “Just Fine” at first as you know but that has all changed! Growing Pains is now my favorite Mary J. Blige album ever! MJB let’s herself free to be splendiferous on this album! From start to finish this album is just simply great! Love it! Well done! Don’t forget to go out and buy Growing Pains on December 18th but for those of you who can’t wait, here it is!

Download:

Mary J. Blige – Growing Pains [Retail] [Link 1]
Mary J. Blige – Growing Pains [Retail] [Link 2]

CLICK HERE to watch my Youtube video on Growing Pains! Please subscribe to my videos on YouTube HERE!

5. Do This! “Masturbate!”

Here are four reasons that regular masturbation is splendiferously healthy for you:

1) Research has shown that masturbation may protect against cancer of the prostate. The more a man ejaculates between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely he was to develop cancer of the prostate.

2) It can help with people that have insomnia, helping their bodies to relax after wards

3) It can help to stimulate the immune system to help build up resistance to common infections.

4) It can help with depression by the release mood elevating hormones.

So love muffins, masturbation is not only fun but it turns out that it is also good for you too! Click HERE for male masturbation techniques and click HERE for female masturbation techniques. Please enjoy yourselves this weekend love muffins, literally!

1. Drink This! “Concord Fizz”

Grape has always been that strange flavor that a lot of people don’t enjoy (think cough syrup), but we love it. If you’re already planning your New Years Eve parties, keep a couple of bottles of the bubbly reserved for this one.

Using a spoon or another blunt utensil, smash grapes and raspberries in a cocktail mixer. Add lemon juice, vodka, maraschino liquor and ice, then shake well. Strain into a collins glass filled with more ice, and top off with sparkling wine.

2. Watch This! “Juno”

Coming of age films pop up in a variety of ways, and here’s another one about a high school girl who winds up pregnant from a friend and school bandmate. Yikes. Some people are even calling it the darkly humorous female version of Knocked Up. The film stars newcomer Ellen Page, Superbad’s Michael Cera, Jason Bateman and Jennifer Garner.

3. Wear This! “Shu Uemura”

4. Hear This! “Paw Paw” Remixes

In case you missed B. Scott’s “Paw Paw” remixes, here they are again! Download these splendiferous different versions of my “Paw Paw” single below and request to be my friend on my Myspace music page HERE!

B. Scott & DJ Mark Andrew – Glamorous Paw Paw
B. Scott & DJ Mark Andrew – The Devil’s Paw Paw
B. Scott – Paw Paw (Radio edit)
B. Scott – Paw Paw (Acapella)
B. Scott – Paw Paw (Instrumental)

5. Do This! “Pound Away the Pounds”

If you’ve always wanted a trainer but you didnt’ want to spend that much money, test our Barry’s Bootcamp. For just $25 for each one hour class, you can trim off that turkey and ply away the pie that will surely have accumulated come January 1st. Combining cardio with weight training, you’ll find yourself toning up in no time. Get more info HERE.

1. Drink This! “Vanilla Cider Martini” and “Herradura Stocking”
That’s right, there are two drinks for you this weekend. The Vanilla Cider Martini was a suggestion sent to us by our lovely love muffin Khadijah. It sounds like the perfect thing to take to an upcoming holiday party. As for the Herradura Stocking, well, there’s always a good time for tequila. Especially when it’s mixed with our favorite fruit—the pomegranate. Enjoy!

Rim the glass with the cinnamon sugar mix. Heat the cider mix in the microwave until hot, but not boiling, and pour into your martini glass. Add the vodka and let the two mix naturally. Garnish with a cinnamon stick or caramel apple slice.

In a shaker with ice, add tequila and pomegranate juice. Shake for 10 seconds. Pour into a chilled martini glass. Add pomegranate seeds for garnish and serve.

2. Watch This! “I Know Who Killed Me”

It’s rainy and it’s cold in Los Angeles, which means it’s not even worth putting on your f*ck me pumps for the club. Why not indulge in a bad scary movie instead? Lindsay Lohan’s “I Know Who Killed Me” is out on DVD, so why not make it a Blockbuster Night.

3. Wear This! “The Ballerina”

You don’t have to use this month’s rent check as you stock up on boots for the winter because the ballerina flat is still a raging trend.

4. Hear This!

5. Do This!

In LA, even on a Sunday, you can find a party. This weekend is the Fusion LGBT Film Festival, and B. Scott will be co-hosting the after party at Jimmy’s Lounge in Hollywood! All of our 21 and over love muffins should come out. Cost at the door is a $5 donation. RSVP at clubjuicyfruit@yahoo.com.

1. Drink This! “Summer’s End Martini”

The name of this drink sums it all. Although it is about 80 degrees in Los Angeles, we are definitely well into the Fall season. Enjoy!

Mix chilled ingedients in a shaker over ice. Strain into martini glasses and serve.

2. Watch This! “Beowulf”

Maybe you read this story in high school. Here’s the new and improved animated version featuring Angelina Jolie, Anthony Hopkins and Ray Winstone. And did we forget to mention that Angelina’s pretty much naked? That may be reason enough for most people to buy a ticket!

3. Wear This!

4. Hear This!

Not Adam Levine and Mary J.! This remix is hot. Get into it love muffins!

Maroon 5 ft. Mary J. Blige—Wake Up Call (Mark Ronson remix)

5. Do This! “Set The Mood”

1. Drink This! “The Blue Lagoon”

Wet the circular lip of the glass, dip in sugar and then fill with ice. Pour ingredients in a blender and blend for a few seconds. Pour over ice and garnish with lemon.

2. Watch This! No Country For Old Men

Relentlessly savage, hauntingly bleak and surprisingly (albeit darkly) funny, ‘No Country’ is the Coen brothers’ antidote to the conventional crime thriller. It is at once an adrenalin-infused chase flick and a thoughtful meditation on the brutality of the world in which we live. In short, it’s a masterpiece. — Tom DiChiara

3. Wear This! Louis Vuitton Colorblock Monogram Bag!

I don’t care what anybody says I love this Louis Vuitton Colorblock Monogram Bag from Louis Vuitton’s Spring 2008 collection! It’s so fun and gay, like me!

4. Hear This! Christina Aguilera’s “Oh Mother”

Here’s the official video from Christina Aguilera’s Back to Basics DVD tour for her European single “Oh Mother”. It’s a beautiful song, and she sounds amazing. Also notice how different she looks without that big ‘ol baby bump!

5. Do This! “Horrorfest 2007″

And you thought Halloween was over! Horrorfest is taking place all over the country, bringing you some of the craziest and hopefully scariest films you’ve seen in a while. You have from November 9th through the 18th to see them all, so click HERE to check it out.