Will Diddy ever GO AWAY? NO! That’s why Making The Band 4 is on it’s way, and this time he’s looking for boys, boys and more boys! If you know the rumors about his questionable behaviors with other males, then this is no surprise. If you missed today’s LA auditions, you can post your pathetic plea for attention at www.makingtheband.mtv.com.

And where in the hell is DANITY KANE?

MTV’s new series, Maui Fever, is more along the lines of a Maui headache or a Maui migraine. How many different ways can you display crazy, slutty, burnt, horny, and unknowingly spoiled adolescents before you run out of ideas?

Apparently for MTV – there are INFINITE possibilities. Laguna bred the Hills which birthed Twenty Four Seven, which disappeared and was kidnapped to bring you Maui Fever. I’m over it. Doesn’t MTV stand for “Music Television”. With TRL on its way out the door due to lower than low ratings, can MTV stake any claims to being musically involved?

Survey says not.

Anneliese Van Der Pol of Disney’s That’s So Raven did not even attempt to put up a fight as she was arrested for being BEYOND the alcohol intoxication legal limit. Before she was pulled over, the rambunctious red-head SWASHBUCKLED and damaged quite a few vehicles on the streets of Hollywood.

Before…I adored Raven. Now — I just wanna party with Chelsea!

Kevin Federline has now embraced his loser status and just landed a Super Bowl ad for Nationwide Insurance! In the ad, Federline is a fast-food worker who daydreams about a lucrative rap career. Looks like art is imitating life. Everyone knows it’s just a matter of time before he’s really working at the Jack In The Box. Hopefully now he’ll be able to pay his child support for his four children!

TR Knight was on Ellen today and set the record straight about exactly what happened between him and Isaiah Washington. For those who don’t know, in October of last year Isaiah Washington, in an argument with Patrick Dempsey, referred to TR Knight as a “faggot”. TR Knight recalled the situation on Ellen and said, “I heard it, everyone heard it…I’ve never been called that to my face, then it became bigger than myself”. As a result of the media stir TR Knight was forced to come out of the closet.

To make matters worse, at the Golden Globe press room, Isaiah Washington had an unprovoked outburst and completely denied ever saying the word “faggot”. It was clear from Knight’s response today that Washington was lying. I used to like Isaiah Washington but he really needs to be fired!

If you saw American Idol last night all I have to say is “WHHHYYYYY, WWWWHHHYYYY, WWWWWHHHHHHYYYY” as one of the vocally challenged big girls expressed! I’m really over AI, but some reason I can’t resist the casting episodes! Whether it’s staged or not this is just too DAMN funny!

The most BIZARRE was big girl number two, who sounded like the cowardly lion but with additional FAT ON THE THROAT!