“I’m a liar and a cheat and a thief and the ultimate manipulator. … I tell lies every day, man,” the SEXY ASS 40-year-old actor Matthew Fox from the series Lost says in the February issue of Men’s Journal magazine. “And when I say I’m phenomenally manipulative, I am.” Well that SHIT JUST TURNED ME ON!

**Spoiler Alert**
Grey’s Anatomy is BACK! We’ve got an EXCLUSIVE scoop about tonight’s brand new episode but we don’t want to give too much away. We’ll find out what happens to O’Malley’s dad & Izzie finally decides what to with that fat check Denny left her. All we have to say is get your Kleenex ready because there is going to be plenty of TEARS!

FRY THAT BITCH!
My dreams have been answered. Watch Latoya Jackson get tasered on the premiere of the new reality show Armed and Famous which airs Wednesday nights on CBS. The premise of the show is that D-list celebrities get trained and work as police officers. This has guilty pleasure written all over it.

We know Tyra Banks is trying to prove to everybody that she’s a round-the-way girl but she’s taking a little too far by discussing the intimate details of her s#!t on national television. I mean, do we really need to know that Tyra’s crap looks like raisinettes. “Super Poo”. WTF? This is just plain shiteous!!!

The suits at HBO are at it again. This time–talks of a reality show for Kanye West. According to the Hollywood Reporter, it will focus on his day-to-day life. Ugh, boring much? This is just not right. Has the world not learned its lesson?! West is a maniacal, demonic troll with overwhelming illusions of grandeur who needs to spend some time just sitting his ass down somewhere. Does the public, once again, have to be subjected to his self-serving ways? It just makes no sense. I assure you we will all be reminded at least five times per episode that he is indeed the greatest rapper/producer/breakdancer/shitter alive. You’ve been warned…

The arrival of Alpha Dog (Directed by Nick Cassavettes of The Notebook and John Q) — Justin Timberlake’s new claim to fame in Hollywood, has everyone is chomping at the bits to see what little boy blue will bring. He brought sexy-back, I’ll admit, but will it be sexy if audiences are begging for their money back after JT’s first major film debut?

Or….will the former mouseketeer surprise us all with his on-screen swagger and leave us wanting more.

Only time will tell.

JT must have some acting prowress, because the ex-Mr. Diaz will be in Black Snake Moan alongside Christina Ricci and Samuel L. Jackson. He will also be the voice of a prince in Shrek the Third, currently in post-production.

Alpha Dog will be in theatres Friday January 12th, 2007.