Jake Gyllenhaal appealed to his loyal Brokeback fan base last night on SNL. He performed the show-stopping number, “And I Am Telling You”, in full on Dreamgirls drag. Even though he sounded horrible, I love how committed he is. Watch your back Jennifer Hudson!

The CEO of a Springfield, Il. theater, Tony Kerasotes, has banned Stomp the Yard from projection stating that a film featuring Black fraternities might cause gang violence after the movie. Apparently it happened once before with a showing of Black Christmas. How can he connect Stomp the Yard to Black Christmas and assume there will be gang violence? I’ll never know! As far as I’m concerned Black college frats are no where near the same level as gangs! Kerasotes will be playing the movie in 40 of his other locations—just not Springfield. Makes no damn sense to me!

According to the AP, instead of focusing on the great dancing of these fine ass BLACK MEN, the director Sylvian White chose to highlight the plot which “drags toward its eventual predictable conclusion.” Well I was going to wait until THE BET PREMIERE ANYWAY!

Vanessa Williams is still here, looking as young as a 25 YEAR OLD! Well maybe not but Ms. blue eyes is looking JUST SPLENDIFEROUS! I wonder where she’s hiding the teenage girl she DRINKS BLOOD FROM! (Catch Vanessa in action on Ugly Betty Thursday Nights at 8pm on ABC.)

And Courtney Cox shuts it down! According to her, every cast member from Friends is too busy to match schedules, so there will be no reunion. Well well well, all of you obsessed fans can just let it go! Friends is a wrap. Don’t get on the message boards, don’t send fan mail to the network and don’t lose sleep hoping things will change. C.C. does want to get her bff Jennifer Aniston on her FX series, Dirt. It’s really great to see so-so actresses really sticking together! Hopefully that will ensure mediocre television for years to come.

The suits at HBO are at it again. This time–talks of a reality show for Kanye West. According to the Hollywood Reporter, it will focus on his day-to-day life. Ugh, boring much? This is just not right. Has the world not learned its lesson?! West is a maniacal, demonic troll with overwhelming illusions of grandeur who needs to spend some time just sitting his ass down somewhere. Does the public, once again, have to be subjected to his self-serving ways? It just makes no sense. I assure you we will all be reminded at least five times per episode that he is indeed the greatest rapper/producer/breakdancer/shitter alive. You’ve been warned…