Frankie Muniz, from “Malcom in the Middle” fame, apparantly like his hair in the middle too. Muniz showed off his new mohawk yesterday at a photography exhibit at Quixote Studios in L.A. Now 21 years old and engaged to be married, it seems that Malcolm is finally all grown up!

Is this really the same person? Geri has lost ALL sex appeal post-Spice Girls. They were all gorgeous girls, and now…well…Geri, not so much! That hair could use an Alberto VO5 Hot Oil Treatment and that pale ass skin could use some vitamin D via the SUN! Apparently, there was talk that she would write a tell-all book about her time in America along with her musical success, but I hope she realizes that no one cares enough to cop that one! Just imagine this though…a Spice Girls reunion and comeback! The hotness, right? Maybe not.

I was listening to the radio the other day (if you know anything about me at all, you know that is indeed a rarity) and Lauryn Hill’s “Ex-Factor” came blaring through the speakers. Suddenly, I was reminded of a sweeter time in music. I can’t believe it’s been 9 years since “The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill” took the world by storm. Anyway now I’m left thinking…”WTF Happened To Lauryn Hill?”
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So is it me or does Ja Rule have erect ringlets in his hair? This au natural mini-fro he’s rocking is a bit too similar to that jheri curl from back in the day!

Clearly his music career is not going anywhere. Maybe he can look into sponsorship and sign a contract with Lustrasilk, Dudley, Duke–the sky is the limit! Get Ass-hanti on the hook, and we’ve got solid gooooooooold in the makings.

Many of you aren’t old enough to know about these commercials (hell, I don’t even remember!), but check out what was really hot back in the 80’s:

Vin Diesel.

The Fast & Furious star hit us with a few action-packed Coup D’ Etats and then disappeared. Donde estas Vin?

“The Chronicles of Riddick”, “XxX”, and “A Man Apart” were all pretty decent films (I stress the word decent), but I thought they were lining Mr. Diesel up to be the next Stallone or Schwarzenegger. Alas…upon research I’ve discovered that yet another action-type drama…”Hannibal the Conqueror” will commence filming in early 2008. Vin is the star.

These celebrities are something ELSE. Here today, Gone tomorrow.

Back in 2000 or so, Cindy Margolis touted herself as the most downloaded woman on the Internet. With the way she’s looking now, she wouldn’t be able to fill a tank of gas with a month’s subscription fees! Dayum, age can REALLY do a number on you!

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