Love muffins, who is sexier, Matthew or Pierce? Both of these orgasmic future baby daddies were recently spotted shirtless, Matthew at the beach, Pierce at his home is Hawaii. They both look so yummy & splendiferous, take me higher Lord!

Love muffins so the question is would you give it to actor, Ian Somerhalder, who was at The Live Party at the Viceroy in Palm Springs, California on Saturday like there was no tomorrow or not?

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Sense it’s a slow news day check out Grey’s Anatomy’s Justin Chambers vacationing yesterday at the Two Bunch Palms resort in Palm Springs and let me know if you would hit it or not love muffins.

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…. of ugly at it’s best! Donatella Versace and Iggy Pop just made my eyes water and then gave me gas!

Now I know who has been stealing all the buttery biscuits that Nicole Richie should have been eating! Clearly John Travolta needs to be added to our Watch Out For The Big Girls post!

I’m honestly so tired of seeing this old prune (aka Janice Dickinson, aka “the world’s first supermodel”) showing us her no-no area! Janice please sit down, no one cares about you or your mediocre reality show! Next!

Melanie Griffith has been beat down with an ugly stick called plastic surgery! The 49 year-old actress reportedly has spent hundreds of thousands on plastic surgery over the years and guess what… It hasn’t worked!

These pictures of Melanie look like police photos documenting domestic violence! (lol)

.. she said no no no! (lol) Last night while partying with fiance Blake Fielder-Civil, Amy Winehouse, known for her Lauren Hill like voice and deeply personal lyrics, opened up her mouth to reveal a gaping black hole where she is obviously missing a tooth! Amy what happened to your tooth? Take me higher lord! (B. Scott calling 911!)

Chris Noth (Mr. Big) from Sex In The City recently took these outrageously orgasmic pictures while enjoying some vacation time in Hawaii. (lol) So the question is does he make you horny love muffins?

“They’re not writing about guys my age much anymore, unless I do something naughty. They’re writing about the kids. That’s what drives pop culture now. Anything goes, to the point when if it’s O.K. for young pop stars or film stars to show photos of their naked vaginas in a magazine, then it’s over, man. It’s the (expletive) Fall of Rome.”

I’m just curious. Would you still hit it???

I just don’t like Caridee English for some reason! In the above picture she’s trying too hard and the closeup below of her face is the worst!

I do admit she has beautiful eyes but the rest of her mug is hideous!

DAMN!!!!!! I’m firm believer that you should wake up every morning feeling good about yourself. Hopefully knowing that you don’t look half as bad as Gnarls Barkley’s Cee-Lo and Andrew “Dice” Clay will help boost your self esteem! What a way to start your day…Carry On Love Muffins!

Whammy #1: Jermaine Jackson!

Whammy #2: Ray Liotta!

I know Bill Maher likes to dunk his vanilla stick in some chocolate but did he really have to pick this EYE-BURNING PLANET OF THE APES CHICK as his date! Bill, even though you’re one unattractive white man, you can still afford to have a black female that actually looks like a human being! The question I want to know is, Why would someone beat this chick in the face right before the party?

TAKE ME HIGHER LORD! and save me from this return of the APES!

Donny Bonaduce attended the TV Launch Party for “My Workout… Powered by Podfitnes” and decided to show off his pecs on the red carpet. He seems pretty ripped for a alcoholic/drug addict which forces me to pose this question. Would You Hit It?