Today, Will Smith, currently starring in I am Legend, became immortalized on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame. Sinking his hands and feet into wet cement during a ceremony yesterday in front of the Hollywood’s famed Grauman’s Chinese Theater, Smith also received his own Star on the Walk of Fame.

Tom Cruise, a close friend of Smith’s was also there to celebrate and told press:

“I feel honored to know him (Smith) and his family. When I get around him I feel inspired. We push each other and we need that. We share that same level of reality and commitment that we have to our craft and to our family. It’s fun. Wherever Will Smith is, that’s where the party is!”

Love muffins, Will Smith’s 1998 #1 smash hit “Gettin Jiggy With It” was the super duper jam back in the day and you know I really just wanted an excuse to mention one of my quintessential future baby daddies! Enjoy!

Will Smith needs to go to jail immediately! It should be a crime for a man to look that damn good. Will Smith was recently photographed shooting his new movie, John Hancock. Smith plays an alcoholic superhero who is despised by everyone. He’s joined by a star-studded cast including the oh-so-elegant Charlize Theron and the adorable Jason Bateman. The film is set to hit screens next year’s July 4th weekend. Will Smith used to be known as the “King of the 4th” since many of his hit movies have premiered during that weekend (Independence Day, Men In Black). We’ll see next year if the delectable Mr. Smith can do it again. I’ll be waiting front and center. Watch your back Jada ’cause I’m on the prowl!

I’m amazed that Madonna is still holding it down after all these years! Perfect hair, makeup and dress! Well done!

Victoria Beckham showed up looking like an alien as always. Is she even alive or do they just move this mannequin from event to event?

Mary J. Blige and Oprah Winfrey both looked happily splendiferous as they walked the red carpet.

Hollywood’s cutest couple, Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani are just adorable!

Scientology’s finest! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes worked the crowd as undercover missionaries for Xenu!

Sean “Diddy” Combs and Kanye West (Dumb & Dumber) showed up looking tacky as hell! Fire whoever let their asses in!

Will & Jada Pinkett, Can you guys please adopt me? Jada I promise I won’t sleep with Will! (B. Scott fingers crossed.)

Portia de Rossi and Ellen Degeneres’ public display of love makes me so proud to be gay! I can’t say enough about how great Ellen was as the host of the Oscars. And to think she was once banished from television! Remarkable!

And you know I couldn’t end this post without mentioning my premier future baby daddy, Djimon Hounsou, who looked rather dapper in his chocolate suit. Just orgasmic!

Tonight the Oscar Nominees will look really glamorous but their path to the top has been long and hard. I just wanted to remind you of some of their funniest musical moments from their past. Enjoy Love Muffins!

Will Smith
Before he was starring in blockbusters or giving Oscar-worthy performances, Will Smith was on a little show called The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. This is one of my favorite episodes when he gives his best Effie impression and performs the Dreamgirls anthem “And I Am Telling You”. Hilarious!

Ryan Gosling
He may be getting accolades now for his Best Actor nominated performance in Half Nelson, but once upon a time Ryan Gosling was on the Mickey Mouse Club with Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez, Christina Aguilera, and Britney Spears. Here is a great clip of he and the rest of the guys doing Jodeci’s “Cry For You”. Who knew the boy could sing, and sound better than JT. (P.S. Why does Justin sound the same!)

Mark Wahlberg
He’ll always be Marky Mark to me. Now he’s one of the hottest actors and nominated for his performance in The Departed, but in 1991 he was one of the worst rappers ever. But that didn’t stop him from becoming a one hit wonder with “Good Vibrations”. He might be a good actor but he’ll never live this one down!

Eddie Murphey
Eddie Murphy and Rick James did a song together. Folks I can’t make this s#!t up! “Party All The Time” went to #2 on Billboard in 1985 and people laughed at him! Twenty years later he sings again and gets an Oscar nomination. Forget Dreamgirls, this was the start of his musical career.

BEST OF BOTH WORLDS: PART TWO – Djimon Hounsou and Mark Wahlberg looked rather dapper at the 79th Annual Academy Awards Nominees Luncheon in Beverly Hills. Djimon Hounsou does it for me! Those AMPLE LIPS with a touch of moisturizer is too much for a person to cope with!

Leonardo DiCaprio has the most beautiful blue eyes. (That being said, I’m sure Leo’s stare could burn a hole straight through Rosie O’Donnell’s ASS!)

You know I love me some Will Smith and The Pursuit Of Happiness which he is nominated for but Will can clearly hear my HEARTBEAT as I’m sitting here on my couch with those APPENDAGES! (a.k.a. ears)

And Mark Wahlberg is like “You’ve seen my PACKAGE, so what’s up?”