February 15, 2007 Flashback: Whitney Houston’s Lowest Point!

Whtiney Houston’s shocking 2002 interview with Diane Sawyer… We just ran across this interview again for some reason and it’s WORSE than I remember! CRACK IS WACK!

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MAD TV Parody

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February 14, 2007 Flashback: Valentine’s Day

Even though it’s Valentine’s Day and I don’t have anyone to spend it with, I realize that I shouldn’t be bitter. Why should I be mad at everyone else for flaunting their LOVE? I was in a flashback mode this morning and picked just a few of my favorite songs with the word “LOVE” in it. Enjoy Love Muffins!

Feel free to leave suggestions of your favorite flashback songs with the word “LOVE” in it! Maybe I’ll add it to the post.

Madonna – Justify My Love (Sexy!)

Janet Jackson – That’s The Way Love Goes (Sultry!) P.S. Can You Spot J. Lo?

Mariah Carey – Vision Of Love (Soulful!)

Whitney Houston – I Will Always Love You (Superb!)

Although I LOVE the divas, I can’t forget the fellas
Boyz II Men – I’ll Make Love To You (Sweet!)

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February 12, 2007 Whitney and Bobby: Out On The Town!

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Where was Whitney Houston last night during the Grammy’s? She was having dinner with her soon-to-be ex-husband Bobby Brown and their daughter Bobbi Christina at Dan Tana’s in Los Angeles. We sincerely hope Bobby was just visiting his daughter and that this wasn’t some desperate attempt to rekindle their troubled romance.

Below is one of my favorite Whitney parodies from MAD TV. Debra Wilson’s impression is SPOT ON! LOVE IT!

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February 10, 2007 Queen Of The Night

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She’s BACK!!! Whitney “Crack Is Wack” Houston made her grand entrance onto the red carpet like only a DIVA could! Arm and arm with her mentor and record label executive Clive Davis, Whitney smiled and greeted fans. She was originally scheduled to perform at the Pre-Grammy party but word on the street is that she didn’t quite feel ready but will be definitely be up to speed by next year.

She might be Clean and Sober now but don’t think that has softened her Ghetto-Ass personality.

“Where’s Bobby? Bitch!”
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Still GUTTER
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NEW TITTIES???
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I love that Whitney hasn’t lost her vivacious personality! She’s been hard at work on her next album and Clive Davis has made it crystal clear that this will be a Whitney Houston album, focusing on her, and less on “flavor of the moment” sounds. Finally, a step in the right direction! LOVE IT!

ATTENTION: If you missed our “Britney-Whitney” post…Check it out HERE!

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February 3, 2007 The Rise And Fall Of A Pop Star!

Yesterday we said that Britney Spears was becoming the “White Whitney Houston”. Today we’ll make the comparison between the “-itneys” a little more obvious.

They were both pop stars who rose from humble beginnings. (One from the ghetto and the other from the country). And once upon a time they were both at the TOP OF THEIR GAME
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That’s until they met their dirtbag boyfriends who offered them nothing but the tools they needed to flush their careers down the toilet.

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Unfortunately they married these fools and it all went downhill from there.
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The world grew disgruntled with their crazy behavior. One was on CRACK and the other was driving around town with her baby in her lap. They both tried to clean up their image with high-profile interviews that, while really hilarious, completely defeated their original purpose…
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Instead of focusing on their careers, they opted to do reality shows that flaunted their dysfunctional relationships to the world. Who could forget Being Bobby Brown or Britney and Kevin: So Chaotic?
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But the wedded bliss didn’t last forever and they both eventually filed for divorce. The world waited with bated breath for their comebacks but these two never fail to disappoint. They both found rebound love in the arms of no-name freeloaders like Ray-J and Isaac Cohen.
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These two are truly kindred spirits!
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We hope this story ends well for both of them!

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January 27, 2007 Seperated By A Fur Coat!

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Did Tara Reid pick up her new fur coat from Whitney Houston’s auction last week? At first glance, these two coats look eerily similar. The only difference is that Whitney appears to be wearing another dead animal on her head. Whitney actually looks homeless in this picture and if I saw her on the street I would pass her by and not think twice about it. Someone needs to call PETA immediately. I don’t really care about people wearing fur, but maybe some RED PAINT would make these chicks look better!

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