The super duper busted divorced duo Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston were spotted leaving Joe’s Crab Shack in Alpharetta, GA on Tuesday and confirmed that Whitney Houston will not have a successful comeback! S@#t from the looks of things WH probably doesn’t even know what or where a studio is! This TMZ picture of them is hideous and exposes them for the crack-heads they truly are, just look at Whitney! Take me higher lord, it’s a wrap for WH! Case Closed!
I know this is extremely old but I don’t care. Bravo has been running a marathon of the guilty pleasure, Being Bobby Brown, and I just saw one of my favorite moments. It’s Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown jamming to the Black Eyed Peas hit “Shut Up”. I just had to post it. Enjoy and Reminisce
Which is better (or worse)? Whitney and Bobby or Whitney and Ray-J? I can’t decide.
Please watch this entire video below to completely understand the definition of Penis Power! The Coup d’état of Powers! Then I will debut the Top Six Penis Power Celebrity Couples! Lord knows I know the power of the penis! (B. Scott shouting and dancing around his house in honor of the penis!)
Please never forget this one quote from the video that will guide you for the rest of your life here on earth!
“Don’t let every man hit the bottom! With a penis all up in your vagina you don’t got no defenses.”
1. Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown.
It has always been apparent to me that Bobby Brown must have been serving Whitney Houston up some serious penis power for her to go from girl next door to crack-head on the floor! Whitney said it best on the camping episode of Being Bobby Brown when she said: “Bobby take me over there behind that tree and work me over!”
2. Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee.
Well we all have seen their sex tape and it’s was plain to see why Pamela keeps coming back for more!
3. Britney Spears & Kevin Federline.
What could be the real reason why Britney Spears temporarily lost her mind? The one and only answer is Kevin Federline’s super human penis power over her! His ding-ding had Britney the biggest pop star in the world acting all types of crazy and almost took her to the point of no return. Now that’s power, penis power!
4. Beyoncé Knowles & Jay-Z.
What other than Jay-Z’s ding-ding could have Beyoncé crazy/dangerously in love and then the next minute ringing the alarm!
5. Janet Jackson & JD.
You ever wonder how a woman as beautiful as Janet Jackson would settle down with a short troll like JD? I guess big things come in small packages, so once again penis power is the answer! The penis is the root of all evil! (I hope mother doesn’t read this post! lol)
6. Angelina Jolie & Billy Bob Thornton.
As previously reported Billy Bob Thornton has the smile of a man that’s packing, thus explaining Angelina Jolie bizarre behavior throughout their entire relationship and now her “normal” behavior with Brad Pitt! (I know you love muffins remember Brad Pitt’s small wee-wee that appeared in Playgirl way back when.)
New York’s mother best captures how I feel about magic sticks: “Praise him!” and “Praise it!”
Another duet love muffins. This song wasn’t quite the “Battle of the Divas” everyone hoped that it would be but it’s still good to see these two sing a song together. “When You Believe” was a little too mushy for me. Secretly I was hoping Whitney and Mariah would do something like Brandy and Monica but it didn’t happen! I guess you take what you can get!
Whitney Houston and her boy-toy Ray-J had dinner at the celeb hot spot Crustacean last night and were spotted in the parking lot having some sort of non-verbal discourse. This is just all kinds of wrong!
Wait a minute do you hear that noise…Ohh it’s just the sound of Whitney Houston’s career flushing down the toilet!
Whitney Houston wants Ray-J to __________________.
I knew it! I don’t care what nobody says Whitney is still SMOKING ROCKS! The crack-head and her boyfriend, Ray J, arrived hand in hand at a private party in Las Vegas today! Whitney looks HORRID, she obviously had to fight off a POSSUM to get her wig back! She looks sick in the face and that pale powered makeup is prepped for the CASKET!
And can we talk about Whitney’s MAN-HANDS? It gives us a glimpse into what she would actually look like without her DRAG…OLD & DRIED UP!
Flashback: Jamie Foxx discussing Whitney’s behavior in his 2002 stand-up special “I Might Need Security”!
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