Pasadena, Calif. Rap superstar Snoop Dogg is going to grace us lovely Pasadenians with his presence Wednesday for charges of gun possession by a felon and sale of (the music business can’t be that slow can it?) or transport of marijuana.

Snoop was picked up at Bob Hope’s airport on suspicion of a controlled substance and police later discovered the gun at Snoops home. If convicted he could get 4 years in the slammer. Darn those Burbank officers!

In 1990 he was convicted of cocaine and gun possession but only got three years probation and community service (Gosh. . . would the rest of us get off that easy?). I can’t really see why the man can’t own a gun. If I was a millionaire rap star I’d probably need one to fend off all the crazy fans and stalkers as well as bust a cap in the competition every once in a while. Anyway, it just goes to show you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. Snoop, if you’re gonna burn one down. . . do it at home.

Snoop in Concert at the Heineken Music Hall in Amsterdamn, March 2007:

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So Michael Jackson took his daughter Paris on a private shopping spree at FAO Schwarz in Las Vegas for her birthday. But my question is why must the child be shrouded in secrecy! It’s absolutely absurd that Paris is covered up like some kind of mummy. I’m sure she’s going to develop a demented sense of self just like her father! Heartbreaking! (B. Scott shaking his head)

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What won’t Donald Trump do for some publicity? Donald Trump was apart of WrestleMania 23’s main event, “Hair vs. Hair” last night.

And is Tara Conner (former Miss USA) his flunky now that he gave her “a second chance”? That’s Tara looking down in the background asking herself: “What the hell happened to my life?”

So “The Donald” shaved Vince McMahon’s head which amounted to some bizarre and completely strange television!

Here’s a bootleg video of the craziness:

Carmen Electra and “the bombshell babes”, a blatant ripoff of the Pussycat Dolls, performed at “Girlbar” in Palm Springs last night. She doesn’t really have an ass but that didn’t stop her from flaunting it. This girl clearly knows what side her bread is buttered on…the backside.

At last night’s broadcasters’ dinner comics from the TV show “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” provided some much needed humor. Among other things, they persuaded Bush political adviser Karl Rove to participate in an improvised rap song! This has to be the funniest s@#t ever! Enjoy!

Comedian Eddie Griffin crashed a $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo sports car during rehearsals for a charity event called “Race for a Cause.” Damn that sucks, there goes his pay for his next ten movies! (lol)