This look is a no-no to the nth degree! I wish somebody would’ve told Akon (aka the blackest man in the history of the world) that he should NEVER wear all white! It’s almost like he’s a star shining in the night like a beacon leading me to safety! Horrifically terrible.

Wyclef did the same thing, but luckily for him, that SUV is 5 shades blacker, so we can catch the color gradients. It’s unfortunate because I think that all white can be SUPREMELY sexy, but for some reason I wouldn’t want to touch either one of their dark chocolate goodies with a ten foot pole in these getups.

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Richard Simmons took to the streets in his signature daisy dukes for the unveiling of the Smart Cycle–a stationary bike for kiddies. During the development of that project, he should’ve worked on his pigmentation. A trip to Sunset Tan could have done his body good! I’m glad he had enough class to match his shoes to his skin tone though. We wouldn’t want to leave the house looking too much of a mess!

Tara Conner, aka former-alcoholic Miss USA, has been hitting the catwalk like crazy since leaving rehab. I’m sure she got tons of practice walking in a straight line during all of those sobriety test, but this time she was sober (We Think!). I’m sure Miss USA has been staying away from the booze but she shouldn’t have chosen to walk in a fashion show that would make her look like a…crack-head drunk. In the end, the clothes are the designer’s vision and she shouldn’t take all the fault. At least the chick can walk straight now!

There’s not much to say here, so I’ll keep it short and sweet. What the freakin’ FREAK is Britney Murphey doing?! Where are her friends? Who is around to say ‘No boo boo, you CANNOT wear your trampish hobo ballerina track suit costume out in public’? What’s killing me is that she has the audacity to wear a hot pair of shoes with this travesty of an outfit! Lawdamercy, please help her JESUS!

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Drew Barrymore looked Out Of This World while visiting London for the premiere of Music and Lyrics! In pure ET fashion, she was pictured leaving Heathrow airport with BUG-EYE glasses and Ghetto-Baster headphones. All she’s missing is a nice pair of antennas. She’s usually pretty fashionable but this is too much ALIEN-CHIC for me. We all know her past history with other life forms!