Oh my goodness folks, this is a lot of badonkadonk! Niecy Nash hit all of Hollywood’s emaciated mamitas with the most bootylicious COUP D’ETAT in movie premiere history when she showed up at the Reno 911 premiere in this thong get up! I knew she was in the Chunky Sisters of America club, but I didn’t know it was like that. Fans of the show will surely appreciate this tomfoolery! Check out the cast as they cheesed it up big time for the big night!

Macy Gray at XM Satellite Radio Salutes Ludacris at Post Grammy Party Hosted by Queen Latifah

In my opinion, the above photo shows Macy Gray looking the best she’s looked in a while. She’s only topped this look with these promo photos for her new album set to hit stores in March 2007:

But you all must admit that there have been previous occasions when Macy has looked less than lovely:

And that is why she has OFFICIALLY been elected as the example for what you will learn today! Coup d’Etats.com is now and forever gracing your presence with new flava. Pull out your pens and paper because today’s lesson is VOCAB! Your word of the day is…

Racist(adj.) — a. Deeply and horrifically offensive, b. Ignorance to the point of lacking common sense, c. Jaw-droppingly shocking, leaving the viewer in a vomitous state.

This is not the Scripps National Spelling Bee ladies and gentlemen, so using it in a sentence will not be necessary. Just glance at the photo below:

Think back long and hard to see if you remember this! It’s Macy Gray at her best–presenting a blatant example of RACISM in this world! Macy decided she would do something ‘charitable’ by appearing on stage, naked, in a pair of Jimmy Choos to raise money for the Elton John AIDS Foundation in 2004. I guess it makes sense because I’d hand over my 401K earnings if she promised to put the clothes back ON! I’d throw in an extra $100 if she vowed to get a press ‘n curl for that hair. This just ain’t right!

Celebrities get down-right DIRTY when it comes to hot spot Bungalow 8 in NYC. Last week M.K. Olsen was spotted being a hot-crapalicious mess as she pranced around the exclusive club – falling out and all over the place like a butch-queen at a vogue fest. In addition, she put her ‘Full-House’ tongue in the mouths of at least three random guys! GROTESQUE!

In the same spot was Cuba Gooding, Jr. The hollywood-harlequinn (see: laughing stock) had his tongue in the mouths of at least five other women – ALL of them blond. However, it is no surprise to us that he likes a little leche with his chocolate delight!

Read more about other recent celeb escapades at Bungalow 8 after the jump…
|inline

Is it me or am I having TWILIGHT ZONE moments this week. Celebrity comparisons, siblings, and lost connections/ties are coming to me in an almost clairvoyant manner!

After analyzing photos of John Mayer at the Grammys, my mind wouldn’t stop churning as to who he reminded me of. It was completely bothersome and sleep-depriving.

And one sleepless night…Voila! It came to me:

Forget Wacko-Jacko! John Mayer and Edward Scissorhands are one!

Shitney Spears continues her OUTRAGEOUS 2007 party tour in a bikini at club Tenjune in NYC! (2/11) It’s official. Shitney needs a Dr. Phil invention immediately, or this mother of two will completely SELF-DESTRUCT!

I’m starting to be afraid for her safety. It’s very apparent that she is mentally UNSTABLE. Keep Shitney in your prayers because I’ve given up!

[Source]

India.Aire at the 2007 Grammy’s

James Brown might be DEAD but his legacy lives on! Exhibit A: India.Arie

And in Honor of Black History Month:

Frederick Douglass