Kelis was arrested early this morning in Miami as she screamed racial slurs at undercover cops posing as hookers. WTF! Kelis cursed them out and started to run toward the two cops. Friends had to apparently hold her back. Why would she use racial slurs and for what reason? A source said, “Her actions caused people walking by to stop and form a crowd. The sidewalk was blocked by the disturbance, causing people to walk in the street and causing traffic to stop.” So Kelis ended up getting charged with two misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct and for resisting arrest. Goodness!

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If everyone can display the alleged nude pictures of Daniel Radcliffe (aka Harry Potter) then the alleged nude pictures of Chris Brown should be treated no different! So…

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The line above is in reference to the getting-longer-everyday string of celebrities who have suffered quasi-traumatic blows (but in most cases increased attention) to their careers. This time Chris Brown has had his Sidekick hacked. We’ve heard this over and over, and the excuse is tired and ridiculous. It’s making a FOOL out of people! Should we post them?

If everyone can display the alleged nude pictures of Daniel Radcliffe (aka Harry Potter) then the alleged nude pictures of Chris Brown should be treated no different! So…

Patricia Heaton, from Everybody Loves Raymond, unknowingly showed off her TATAS at the LA premiere of Wicked last night. It’s NOT TOO BAD for a mother of 4 boys (You would expect those things to be dragging on the floor by now). Next time let’s hope Patty wraps those girls up!

Harry Potter surprised me and is actually pretty HUNG! Something just doesn’t seem right about this but hey it’s just a Ding-Ding! I guess it’s true that big things come in small packages!

Real or Fake, I don’t know but Harry Potter’s entire reproductive center after the jump! (Click on the show more!) |inline

MONSTROUS! I can’t believe that someone that used to be so NATURALLY beautiful would do that to their face! And Star Jones looks like she is about to EVAPORATE any minute!

Vivica Fox is ONE step behind Lil’ Kim, who is frighteningly close on the HEELS of the Cat Lady, Jocelyn Wildenstein! See what Hollywood does to you.