March 24, 2007 Star Jones and Ivana Trump!
No Words Necessary

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Winter Music Conference 2007 – Star Jones Birthday Celebration at Social Miami
March 23, 2007 – Social Miami
Miami Beach, FL USA

I don’t really consider Nicole Richie Star Jones Reynolds and Ivana Trump to be really newsworthy but these pictures are just too hilarious not to post. What I wouldn’t give to have been a fly on the wall at Star Jones’ 45th brithday party in Miami last night. Enjoy Love Muffins!

Random Fact: Star Jones and her nemesis Rosie O’Donnell were born only 3 days apart in the same year! (No wonder them bitches don’t like each other…They’re almost twins)

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Quick, Close The Windows… Star Jones is about to flap and fly away! I know she lost a lot of weight really fast, but when I go to a party the last thing I want is someone’s ARM-SKIN hanging in my face. While we’re on the subject…anyone in the mood for chicken wings?

P.S. Al Reynolds’ look of disgust is PRICELESS!

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Piss Off” I thought only male dogs lifted up their legs to pee! Ivana Trump is filthy rich. At least she could pay someone to cover her while she handled her business in the bushes.

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Ivana really loves this PEE POSE! Who can really blame her, would you pass up an opportunity to pee on Star Jones?

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Finger Licking Good!” Star’s husband, Al Reynolds, is imagining Star’s finger is something else but I’ll leave that to your imagination!

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Bosom Buddies” I don’t know what this picture is all about but Star Jones and her best friend Vanessa Bell Calloway are looking really “friendly” in this picture!

I’ll end this post with a quote from one of my favorite comedians Bill Maher:

“Star Jones must put the weight back on! Girlfriend, before you had gravitas and presence. Now you look like one of the chicks Flavor Flav sends home…I want my old Star back! The one that said ‘talk to the hand’…and the hand had powdered sugar on it”

Truth be told, I actually miss seeing Star everyday on the View, letting those other bitches have it!

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March 20, 2007 No, Hermione! No, You Can’t Leave!

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Is our precious Hermione Granger leaving the Harry Potter series to become a lush? I hope not. Emma Watson may enjoy a Corona every now and then, and she may have more time to do so now that she’s refused to play her role in the final two installments of the series. Even for a proposed $2 MILLION DOLLARS. I hope she’s not trying to pull a Daniel Radcliffe and branch out so soon! If she’s not there, who will break up the sexual tension between our friends Harry and Ron???

This is just a throwback to one of those hilariously inappropriate videos that popped up last year. Reminisce and enjoy!

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March 16, 2007 Why Is Rosario Dawson Always Doing…

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2007 ShoWest Award Ceremony – Backstage
March 15, 2007 – Paris
Las Vegas, Nevada United States

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the most at every event she attends! Don’t get me wrong, she’s stunningly beautiful but that doesn’t mean I want to see her ass acting stupid all the time!

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March 12, 2007 Mario Vazquez: A Sexual Harasser?

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Magdaleno Olmos, a former assistant production accountant for the company behind ‘AI’, is suing one-time contestant Mario Vazquez and his ex-employer, alleging he was fired for complaining of sexual harassment by the male contestant.

TMZ is reporting the lawsuit alleges that Olmos claims

“Vazquez stared lasciviously, smiled lasciviously … and on one occasion followed him into a bathroom … knocked on the door of the plaintiff’s stall and made eye contact through the space in the stall door” and “started to rub his genitals over his pants. Attempting to leave the bathroom, Olmos opened the door of the stall and saw Vazquez standing in front of him with his pants down masturbating.” According to the documents, Vazquez pushed Olmos “further into the stall and continued masturbating with one hand and trying to pull down Olmos’ pants with another hand.” Olmos claims that he tried to “cover his body with his hands” but Vazquez touched his “chest and stomach underneath his shirt”, and Olmos’ “genitals” as Vazquez “attempted to unzip” Olmos’ pants. Vazquez then allegedly asked Olmos “if he wanted oral sex.” In the lawsuit, Olmos claims that as he “managed to get out of the stall, and attempted to leave the bathroom,” Vazquez, grabbed his arm “in an effort to stop him.” Vazquez continued to call Olmos to come back as Vazquez “stood in the bathroom with his pants still down.”

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Well damn! All I know is that Mario wouldn’t have had to harass me! We would’ve been up in that bathroom acting a fool!

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March 7, 2007 Time To Readjust!

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While you read this post, feel free to take the time to readjust yourself. (Don’t worry, I won’t tell)! This picture of Lost castmates and couple, Domonic Monaghan and Evangeline Lily, taking a walk on the beach in Hawaii is just disturbing. Although they play on the TV show LOST, Dominic Monaghan FOUND his balls with no problem. Aren’t they just cute! OK muffins, time is up. Get your hands from your nether regions and get back to work!

Catch a new episode of LOST tonight on ABC at 10/9c.

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Cindy Margolis & Hottie: Mesmerizing!

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Israel Film Festival Opening Night Gala
March 6, 2007 – Beverly Hilton

Doesn’t Cindy Margolis have the same stunningly beautiful eyes as Hottie (Schatar White) from season one of Flavor Of Love?

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Absolutely mesmerizing!
I rebuke you in the name of Xenu! (lol)

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