Tyra Bank is the queen of all ruses! She tried to pull a major fast one on me last night with her troll chick cast on season 8 of ANTM! Surely this is a joke. She needs to pull a P. Diddy and RE-CAST. The show has lost all desire to find a ‘model’. Instead, it’s about finding silly situations and ridiculous ‘drama’. Take this fool, Kathleen, for example:

Is it me or is Kathleen THE biggest imbecile you’ve ever encountered?! If you missed it, take a look at the season’s top 13 girls:

I would say this is the make or break season for the show, but I think it’s already broken!

There’s no other way to start your day other than a nice jiggle and grope session. Looks like Tyra Banks knows the way to a girl’s heart, and that’s why she took it upon herself to molest Katherine McPhee. As usual, Tyra is doing the absolute MOST.

10 years ago Tyra Banks made history as the first African-American woman to grace the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Recently she attempted to recreate the cover with the same bikini and same photographer. Here are the results. Does Tyra still have the goods?

Don’t miss the premiere of the new season of America’s Next Top Model next Wednesday, February 28th on the CW 8/7c. To check out this year’s hideous contestants check out our previous post.

PRAISE THE LORD! Tyra Banks has returned to grace! For a while, Ms. Banks was showing up to events looking a HOT MESS and we had to call her out. But earlier this evening she was spotted having a Valentine’s Day dinner at celeb favorite Spago in LA and I must say Tyra has really stepped up her game. The hair isn’t DUSTY and the makeup isn’t PILED ON her face. We don’t know who the guy is but I sure hope Tyra gets lucky tonight!

FYI – Beyonce may be enjoying the Sport’s Illustrated Swimsuit Edition this year but 10 years ago it was Tyra Banks who made history by becoming the first African-American model to appear solo on the coveted issue. In commemoration of her 10th anniversary, Tyra’s talk show she will recreate the groundbreaking photo in the Bahamas in the original bikini with the original photographer, Russell James! Here’s a sneak peak:

I personally think she looks just as good now as she did back then.

Tune in to the Tyra Banks Show on Monday, February 19th to see the complete photo shoot!

Tonight it’s all about all about the Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Party! The stars were out!
Red Carpet

Christina Aguilera was a winner in this black halter top dress! SPLENDIFEROUS!

Sayonara Tyra! Ms. Banks arrived in a revamped kimono. Hmmm! (No Comment)

SHINING STAR! Carrie Underwood was bright and beautiful!

Michael Jackson John Mayer arrived looking like the KING OF POP (sans Jessica I might add). I love you John but this isn’t a good look!

Janet Jackson skipped the red carpet tonight and is pictured with her boyfriend JD and Nelly, cute!

AWKWARD! Ciara and Rihanna were friendly with each other, then Rihanna went on to cozy up to Ciara’s ex-boyfriend Bow Wow!

Diddy and Ellen Degeneres shared some laughs!

Idol Worship! Losing ain’t so bad judging but the huge grins on Jennifer Hudson and Katharine McPhee’s faces.

Cycle 8 of America’s Next Top Model will be debuting on February 28th, and let’s just say the girls are LESS THAN STUNNING! Maybe “Medusa” is too harsh, but I figure if you’re looking for a TOP MODEL, your contestants should be undeniably beautiful, and most of these girls are borderline at best! Just because you’re tall and thin doesn’t mean you’re model material.

Ladies and Gentlemen, These Were REAL Supermodels!

Bring back the days of the FIERCE FIVE (Stephanie, Cindy, Christy, Tatjana, & Naomi)

With that being said, I’ll probably still tune in for the Catfights and the Catwalk! *Guilty Pleasure Alert*
The series premieres on February 28th on the CW at 8/7c

Check out the girls for yourself!