Suri Cruise is clearly one of the most adorable tiny tots in Hollywood! Over the weekend ,Tom and Katie took their little love muffin to Brooke Shield’s daughter, Grier Henchy’s, first birthday party.

Aww ain’t that sweet! I wonder if Tom and Brooke are really friends now. Doubt it!

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…were out on the red carpet last night. Last night was the Mentor LA’s Promise Gala in honor of Tom Cruise. Mentor LA is a nonprofit organization that goes into underprivileged neighborhoods with an aim to revitalize the surroundings. In honor of his dignity, Tom Cruise left his shoe lifts at home and allowed his wife to tower over him with her Amazonian ways. Katie looked beautiful with her billowly blouse and tousled hair (although she does carry on the look of a 35 year old woman).

Maybe Bruce Willis agreed to be the babysitter for Suri and his own daughters (Rumer, Scout and Tallulah) because Demi Moore and her young hubby, Ashton Kutcher, stepped out as well. Something about them looks quite dishevled. Ashton could use a brush on that mane, and Demi Moore could use a little direction. It looks like she had no idea where to focus her attention!

I’m amazed that Madonna is still holding it down after all these years! Perfect hair, makeup and dress! Well done!

Victoria Beckham showed up looking like an alien as always. Is she even alive or do they just move this mannequin from event to event?

Mary J. Blige and Oprah Winfrey both looked happily splendiferous as they walked the red carpet.

Hollywood’s cutest couple, Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani are just adorable!

Scientology’s finest! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes worked the crowd as undercover missionaries for Xenu!

Sean “Diddy” Combs and Kanye West (Dumb & Dumber) showed up looking tacky as hell! Fire whoever let their asses in!

Will & Jada Pinkett, Can you guys please adopt me? Jada I promise I won’t sleep with Will! (B. Scott fingers crossed.)

Portia de Rossi and Ellen Degeneres’ public display of love makes me so proud to be gay! I can’t say enough about how great Ellen was as the host of the Oscars. And to think she was once banished from television! Remarkable!

And you know I couldn’t end this post without mentioning my premier future baby daddy, Djimon Hounsou, who looked rather dapper in his chocolate suit. Just orgasmic!

This picture is PRICELESS! Penelope Cruz and Katie Holmes posed for a quick photo at the Giorgio Armani Prive in L.A. Here is the conversation I envisioned them having! I just love Katie’s uncomfortable smile. I can see the alien transformation is already beginning.

Message to Katie Holmes: Free yourself girl, no matter how much he’s paying you. Just take Suri and run for you life!

Here are some more pictures from the star-studded Pre-Oscar Event.

The Ladies:


The Gentlemen: