One of our favorite sugar-plums, Ryan Seacrest, was visibly shaken during a heated exchange he had with Simon Cowell on last night’s “American Idol”.

Moments before a performance by front runner Melinda Doolittle in her four-inch heels, Seacrest asked Cowell if he had any advice for her wearing the high heels, to which Simon replied, “You should know, Ryan.” Seacrest then set himself up big-time by saying, “Stay out of my closet,” leading to the inevitable “Come out!” from Cowell! Ryan then countered with, “This is about the Top 12, not your wishes!”

I personally think they looked like they were having a lovers’ quarrel! Simon & Ryan probably have been pounding each other’s cakes for years! And I can’t for the life of me figure out which one would be the dominant “top“.

MAN BOOBS! Well at least it gives his girl/boyfriend something to hold on to! I don’t think I have ever seen such ample chest pads in my life!

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John Travolta confirmed his status as a Sugar Plum by unleashing some of the gayest dancing known to man during his appearance on Ellen . You better work!

Are there any CNBC fans here? I didn’t think so! If you don’t know Suze Orman she’s the Emmy-winning money expert who dishes out financial advice to callers on her TV show. I’ve caught the show on a couple of occasions and never picked up on the whole LESBO vibe but I have to admit that my gaydar for the gals has never really been up to par!

Page Six is reporting that in New York Times Magazine Orman reveals that she’s a lesbian and has a “life partner,” Kathy Travis. “We’re going on seven years. I have never been with a man in my whole life. I’m still a 55-year-old virgin,” she says, adding that she hopes to tie the knot with Travis to ensure she has spousal rights over Orman’s $25 million fortune. “It’s killing me that upon my death, K.T. is going to lose 50 percent of everything I have to estate taxes. Or vice versa.” Now back to more interesting news…

Miss Mariah Carey you look absof@#kinglutely splendiferous! Mimi celebrated her Pinko campaign at a cocktail party in her honor last night. Okay, this is exactly the image that she needs to maintain, classy yet sexy. Thank you Benny Medina (her manager) for guiding my number one love muffin back to the top! I can’t explain how good it feels to see see MC is getting the last laugh, when so many people counted her out!

Naomi Campbell looking FIERCE as ever showed up to support Mimi, that silver trench-coat in conjunction with that black bob is bananas!

A dishelveled looking Kimberly Stewart also showed her support for MC.

Is it me or is JC Chavez more of a sugar plum everytime he makes an appearance. It’s nice to see Mariah still has her loyal gay fans!

Wentworth Miller, (who our B. Scott thinks is a Sugar Plum!) has been hired to represent Bean Pole Jeans, a Korean fashion brand. Wentworth is a U.S. sensation and a Korean heart-throb due to his breakout performances in “Prison Break.” Miller has proven that he is definitely WORTHY of international fandom and critical appraise because his acting is indeed stellar.

More on Wentworth after the jump…
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