No, it’s not Sienna or Dawn. Or Aubrey. It’s D’lila Star and Jesse James! And Kim over there in the corner. Seriously, with names like that, Diddy’s girls are DESTINED to make butt loads of money for Vivid Video! The wee babes are cute as can be though. Can’t you just see Zahara, D’lila and Jesse as Hollywood’s bad girls on the block in about 18 years??? I don’t know if the world is ready!

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Diddy was caught off guard when he was spotted entering a New York hotel Sunday morning with Sienna Miller to give her some TAKE THAT, TAKE THAT! Diddy who just fathered newborn twins, was snapped going up with Miller at her NYC hotel after a rumored night of partying together in the city. Diddy obviously said “oh f@#k! Shit!” when he noticed cameras watching from across the street and sent a bodyguard over to the photographer to try and get him to delete the footage.

Diddy and Sienna were rumored to have exchanged some spit at TAO nightclub during Sundance as well. Either Diddy most have some killer game or has some special ENDOWMENTS!

WHERE DID DANITY KANE GO? ‘Showstopper’ was a hot song and video, but it took about 5 MONTHS for them to drop the second single, ‘Ride For You’. Now rumor has it that the group could be at a breaking point now that there are allegations of more than a working relationship between Diddy and one of the group’s lead singers, Aubrey O’Day. What tops this is off is that this could be just a part of the love triangle, with band-mate Dawn Richard making up the third leg. Surely these girls can’t REALLY be fighting over a man who has three sons (from two different mothers), two new twin baby girls (with ghetto-ass names) and a longtime boo (who will never give a ring!). I can only shake my head at this.

Will Diddy ever GO AWAY? NO! That’s why Making The Band 4 is on it’s way, and this time he’s looking for boys, boys and more boys! If you know the rumors about his questionable behaviors with other males, then this is no surprise. If you missed today’s LA auditions, you can post your pathetic plea for attention at www.makingtheband.mtv.com.

And where in the hell is DANITY KANE?

ACCESS DENIED! How often does Diddy get turned away from a party? Only when he’s not attending one of his own tacky, HOOLIGAN-INFESTED FIESTAS! Diddy may not have gotten into the Golden Globes after party at the Sunset Tower Hotel, but Helen Mirren walked her old ass right passed him. On a scale of 1-10, this is definitely a 57 on the Played Your Face scale!

Watch the travesty here!