I’m amazed that Madonna is still holding it down after all these years! Perfect hair, makeup and dress! Well done!

Victoria Beckham showed up looking like an alien as always. Is she even alive or do they just move this mannequin from event to event?

Mary J. Blige and Oprah Winfrey both looked happily splendiferous as they walked the red carpet.

Hollywood’s cutest couple, Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani are just adorable!

Scientology’s finest! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes worked the crowd as undercover missionaries for Xenu!

Sean “Diddy” Combs and Kanye West (Dumb & Dumber) showed up looking tacky as hell! Fire whoever let their asses in!

Will & Jada Pinkett, Can you guys please adopt me? Jada I promise I won’t sleep with Will! (B. Scott fingers crossed.)

Portia de Rossi and Ellen Degeneres’ public display of love makes me so proud to be gay! I can’t say enough about how great Ellen was as the host of the Oscars. And to think she was once banished from television! Remarkable!

And you know I couldn’t end this post without mentioning my premier future baby daddy, Djimon Hounsou, who looked rather dapper in his chocolate suit. Just orgasmic!

[Knight and Combs pictured at Verizon/Rollingtone Pre-Grammy Party Red Carpet at Avalon]

Dr. O’Malley can’t seem to catch a break. At the Verizon/Rollingstone Pre-Grammy Party at Avalon on Friday Night, T.R. Knight reportedly had some CHOICE WORDS for Sean “Diddy” Combs. It seems that in the VIP area of the club, two tables were assigned for the cast of Grey’s Anatomy and two were reserved for Diddy. Since Diddy was extremely late, the large cast of Grey’s took an extra table that was originally reserved for him. When Diddy eventually showed up, that’s when things got heated. Page Six reports:

Tonight it’s all about all about the Clive Davis Pre-Grammy Party! The stars were out!
Red Carpet

Christina Aguilera was a winner in this black halter top dress! SPLENDIFEROUS!

Sayonara Tyra! Ms. Banks arrived in a revamped kimono. Hmmm! (No Comment)

SHINING STAR! Carrie Underwood was bright and beautiful!

Michael Jackson John Mayer arrived looking like the KING OF POP (sans Jessica I might add). I love you John but this isn’t a good look!

Janet Jackson skipped the red carpet tonight and is pictured with her boyfriend JD and Nelly, cute!

AWKWARD! Ciara and Rihanna were friendly with each other, then Rihanna went on to cozy up to Ciara’s ex-boyfriend Bow Wow!

Diddy and Ellen Degeneres shared some laughs!

Idol Worship! Losing ain’t so bad judging but the huge grins on Jennifer Hudson and Katharine McPhee’s faces.

Last night L.A. was buzzing about Justin Timberlake being at the Verizon/Rollingstone Pre-Grammy Party at Avalon. Looked like nothing but GOOD TIMES!

All of the usual suspects were in the house including JT’s producers, Timbaland and Will.I.Am.

All of the performances were HOT HOT HOT!!! JT did his thing for the crowd then he was joined on stage by the Black Eyed Peas and Timbaland.

Fergalicious Indeed…The dress was HIDEOUS but this chick performed her ass off!

Nelly Furtado got so “LOOSE” she eventually had to come up out of her clothes! PRICELESS!

RIDE ‘EM GIRL!!!

I was surprised to see none other than Fed-Ex at the party! I guess the EXES have a lot to talk about!

Couple Alert: Vanessa Minillo and Nick Lachey were quite affectionate all night. Not in a nasty get-a-room kind of way but more of sweet loving way. AWWW!

Things got quite UNCOMFORTABLE when they ran into Jessica Simpson’s father, Papa Joe Simpson. (Why is he out this late anyway? Isn’t he supposed to be a pastor or something?)

Look who else rolled through! Doesn’t Diddy have twin babies to take care of?? I’m just wondering!

The Hills Have Eyes. Audrina Patridge and Lauren “LC” Conrad from MTV’s The Hills

By the end of the night everyone was drunk off their ass. Exhibit A (Kid Rock and David Spade)

Sienna, Sienna, Sienna – SIT YOUR ASS DOWN! You are doing WAY too much. Although no photos were captured of the moment, sources say that Lindsay Lohan’s ex-hook up buddy, Model Jamie (James) Burke, was locking lips seriously and publicly with none other than MS. ULTRA TWAT herself – Sienna Miller! Burke also used to rendezvous with Kate Moss and we KNOW how she likes to get down. Sienna and Jamie were caught smooching it up at Gramercy Park Hotel in NY. Sienna gets around…literally! She’s jet-setting, coast-jumping, and country-changing. But in addition…Jude dumped it, Jamie’s hitting it, Diddy’s using it, and Hayden is sharing it with the entire world via “Factory Girl”. We here at Coup d’états will start calling this girl:

See-in-her Miller instead of Sienna from now on – because her goodies need a REST!

Eww! Hollywood is turning into one big never-ending game of six degrees of separation! The grand prize is going to end up being the gift that keeps on giving – a nice case of herpes – if some of these celeb crazies don’t have a seat.

[View model Jamie Burke with Ms. Lohan (pre-rehab) below]…

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So finally someone else has officially voiced the idea that perhaps–just perhaps–Diddy dipped his little man into Cassie. According to the New York gossip blog Bossip, the entrepreneur and his nymph(o) have been hard at work on working his hard on. From the day I heard her actually sing live, I could only assume that she was twerking that hofessional angle to the max! I wouldn’t be surprised if she, Ryan Leslie and Diddy were all using their down time during sessions to GET DOWN. Sienna, Dawn, Aubrey, Cassie… These are just the most recent ones. I really need for Kim to reevaluate and moisturize her situation!