Love Scarlett Johannson! Hate the shoes!

The beautiful and rather PALE Scarlett Johansson was named 2007 Harvard University’s Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year! (WTF is that by the way?) The blond bombshell, who seems to be taking a student campus tour in these pictures, has recently dismissed rumors of her and Justin Timberlake being an item. The word on the street is that she requested to be seated as FAR AWAY from JT as possible at last week’s Grammys!

Well I guess Scarlett FARTED ON her chance of being a part of what would have been 2007’s HOTTEST NEW CELEBRITY COUPLE!

“We did make a music video together. We have a lot of friends in common and Justin’s a sweetheart. It’s always good to see him. But there’s all this speculation and I try not to read that stuff. When two people are single and they’re seen together it’s immediately a crazy feeding frenzy. What can you do?…”
Scarlett Johannson on Justin Timberlake

“There’s a proper way to make sure privates stay private…That’s my personal take on exiting a limo”
Christina Aguilera on Britney Spears’ pantiless escapades

“Do you still skin cats?”
Barbara Walters questioning Eva Longoria on The View (Obviously confusing her racial stereotypes)

“I put the ‘-try’ in ‘country’, Wynonna [Judd] put the other part”
Joan Rivers calling Wynonna Judd a “cunt” on national television

“Binge eating is bulemia for lazy people”
Rosie O’Donnell joking on The View

Justin Timberwolf is on the prowl once again and this time it looks like he’s sticking to the motto: “It Ain’t No Fun, If The Homies Can’t Have None”

Aww, how generous Justin. I don’t know how close J.T. is to Arizona Cardinals Quarterback (and USC legend) Matt Leinart. However, I’m sure Matt is thanking all the boy bands in heaven for being able to make a play-action-pass on Justin’s Leftovers.

Don’t get me wrong – Leinart has been linked to his own smorgesbourg of hollywood vixens, even bagging Paris Hilton. However it seems that he and J.T. are doing mega-teamwork offensively with the women of Hollywood. Justin runs through them and Matt seals the deal! How appropriate, with it being so close to the Superbowl and all?!

Since this can all get very complex, Coup D’ Etats has laid it all out for you in diagram form as clear as day. Check it out after the jump…

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When I first saw you I said OH MY! I can only imagine what’s bouncing around in Jamie Foxx’s trunks with NO UNDERWEAR on!

Scarlett Johannson is CLASSY as usual with red velvet slip-ons.

Kid Rock is bringing REDNECK BACK, rocking trailer park chic!

Alyssa Milano shuts the beach down with her HOT BOD!

Can K-Fed be WACK and SEXY at the same time?

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Scarlett Johansson’s enjoyed a “Girls Getaway” at Social House with her pal Selma Blair, but her choice of wardrobe is questionable. Tell me what you think. Hate It or Love It?