Since Pam and Tommy Lee have recently rekindled their roller coaster romance, he has developed an odd new creepy habit:

“I can’t get rid of him. For some reason, Tommy has me Google Alerted. He’ll always be like, ‘What’s this?’ ‘What’s this?’ He gets every single thing. And I’m like, ‘Honey! Stop Google Alerting me!’ He loves me. I love him. But I don’t Google Alert him!”

Love muffins, this is so hilarious yet so absurd at the same time! This obsessive, stalkerish behavior may end up getting on Pam’s nerves soon! Thoughts?

I am in shock! Love muffins, have you heard about the teenage girls making a pact TO GET pregnant in Gloucester, Mass? This is some extreme monkey doodle foolishness! And get this, after asking for pregnancy tests at the school health clinic, they high-fived one another if the test came back positive if they were pregnant and wore long faces if the test came back negative. Many of the teenagers are under the age of 17.

“A typical girl you would think would say, `Oh my God! What am I going to do now? How am I going to support this baby? How am I going to finish school?’” Superintendent Christopher Farmer said. “These young women clearly have not seen that.”…The girls are all 16 or under, nearly all of them sophomores. The superintendent said they have been reluctant to identify the fathers, many of whom are older. But one of them “is a 24-year-old homeless guy,” the principal was quoted as telling Time.

A grown man having sex with a child! He needs to be mollywhopped to the fifth power! I am at a lost for words right now. Jesus take the wheel, because I need a shut yo mouth potion!

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A woman is suing Victoria’s Secret after she claims one of their thongs caused her an eye injury! Watch the video from the Today show above to hear her & her lawyer tell the story of the defective underpants. What I don’t understand is why she is suing now, over a year later after the initial incident! Love muffins, thoughts?

“While I’m getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown. Then I’ll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black.”

P. Diddy sharing a little too much information…

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If you haven’t heard the news about the recent fees for flying – brace yourselves! Airlines across the United States are jacking up the prices for the smallest things and adding prices as well! US Airways is requiring a “first-checked bag fee” of $15! I understand that fuel is high, but why must I be charged for my first bag?! Take me higher lord. B. Scott need to be looking beat for appearances and things, one bag is not going to cut it! They also will be charging for soft drinks ($2 for soda, water, juice and coffee. Alcoholic drinks will increase in price from $5 to $7). Love muffins it’s outrageous, I know, but please don’t let these prices scare you from booking me!

Say it ain’t so! Some men between the ages of 18 and 40 feel they can’t compete in the bedroom with their partner without some form of sexual pill – Viagra. I just don’t understand! Some say they are trying to keep up with the The Sex And The City generation. What generation is that? Women in manolo blahniks?

They claim that women, following the example of television and film characters, are more vocal about their desires and demand a higher level of stamina and imagination in the bedroom.


The pressure is causing an increasing number of men to experience ‘performance anxiety’ and, in extreme cases, is leading to diagnoses of erectile dysfunction, requiring specialist treatment. Dr John Tomlinson, a former GP and trustee of the Sexual Dysfunction Association, said he was hearing from an ‘ enormous’ number of 18- to 40-year-olds worried about sexual problems.

Love muffins, if you feel anxiety towards sex with your partner, just talk to them. Men in that age bracket shouldn’t have to take Viagra or some other form of sexual pill for your soldier to salute. Thoughts?

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