I am in shock! Love muffins, have you heard about the teenage girls making a pact TO GET pregnant in Gloucester, Mass? This is some extreme monkey doodle foolishness! And get this, after asking for pregnancy tests at the school health clinic, they high-fived one another if the test came back positive if they were pregnant and wore long faces if the test came back negative. Many of the teenagers are under the age of 17.

“A typical girl you would think would say, `Oh my God! What am I going to do now? How am I going to support this baby? How am I going to finish school?’” Superintendent Christopher Farmer said. “These young women clearly have not seen that.”…The girls are all 16 or under, nearly all of them sophomores. The superintendent said they have been reluctant to identify the fathers, many of whom are older. But one of them “is a 24-year-old homeless guy,” the principal was quoted as telling Time.

A grown man having sex with a child! He needs to be mollywhopped to the fifth power! I am at a lost for words right now. Jesus take the wheel, because I need a shut yo mouth potion!

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A woman is suing Victoria’s Secret after she claims one of their thongs caused her an eye injury! Watch the video from the Today show above to hear her & her lawyer tell the story of the defective underpants. What I don’t understand is why she is suing now, over a year later after the initial incident! Love muffins, thoughts?

“While I’m getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown. Then I’ll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black.”

P. Diddy sharing a little too much information…

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If you haven’t heard the news about the recent fees for flying – brace yourselves! Airlines across the United States are jacking up the prices for the smallest things and adding prices as well! US Airways is requiring a “first-checked bag fee” of $15! I understand that fuel is high, but why must I be charged for my first bag?! Take me higher lord. B. Scott need to be looking beat for appearances and things, one bag is not going to cut it! They also will be charging for soft drinks ($2 for soda, water, juice and coffee. Alcoholic drinks will increase in price from $5 to $7). Love muffins it’s outrageous, I know, but please don’t let these prices scare you from booking me!

Say it ain’t so! Some men between the ages of 18 and 40 feel they can’t compete in the bedroom with their partner without some form of sexual pill – Viagra. I just don’t understand! Some say they are trying to keep up with the The Sex And The City generation. What generation is that? Women in manolo blahniks?

They claim that women, following the example of television and film characters, are more vocal about their desires and demand a higher level of stamina and imagination in the bedroom.


The pressure is causing an increasing number of men to experience ‘performance anxiety’ and, in extreme cases, is leading to diagnoses of erectile dysfunction, requiring specialist treatment. Dr John Tomlinson, a former GP and trustee of the Sexual Dysfunction Association, said he was hearing from an ‘ enormous’ number of 18- to 40-year-olds worried about sexual problems.

Love muffins, if you feel anxiety towards sex with your partner, just talk to them. Men in that age bracket shouldn’t have to take Viagra or some other form of sexual pill for your soldier to salute. Thoughts?

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Love muffins tiny tots for Christ are now being initiated in gangs! The initiators are none other than their parents! According to NYDailynews.com, children are being taught that being in a gang is the right thing to do!

Incredibly, parents “bless” and initiate their babies into violent gangs like the Crips and Bloods – teaching chubby little fingers to fold into gang signs even before the tots mouth their first words. Drive-by shootouts, murder and drug deals have always been a sad part of gang life, but recruitment from one generation to the next has become more prominent in the city where gangs only started showing their might in the mid-1990s.

Take me higher lord, so much monkey doodle foolishness going on this sunday. (B. Scott is clutching his pearls). Why do parents feel the need to push so many bad morals and misguide their children?! Thoughts?

Wendy Williams and her husband, Kevin Hunter, are not strangers to the spotlight, especially when it comes to bad press! But I just could not believe what I read earlier this morning! Kevin reportedly plotted to kill one of Wendy’s co-workers for bad-mouthing her! And who was the unlucky co-worker…? None other than the infamous Miss Jones! Jesus take the wheel and drive me off the road! Kevin sought out a hit man to do the damage via a male WBLS employee! A federal lawsuit was filed Wednesday against Kevin for this monkey doodle foolishness amongst other things! Love muffins, is love really that powerful? I know love can make you do crazy things, but how crazy can we be?!

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