It has been more than 12 years since 6 year old Jon Benet Ramsey was found dead in her family’s Colorado home. Suspicion has weighed heavily on her parents, Patsy and John, and older brother Burke. The District Attorney has revealed that new technology has uncovered DNA belonging to an unknown male found on her clothing worn that fateful night. This new revelation fully exonerates the Ramsey’s as being participants in this horrible crime. Hopefully the real perpetrator is caught soon and justice will be served!

Love muffins, Reverend Jesse Jackson is on some trump foolery again. I ran across a video of him wanting to cut Barack Obama’s ding ding off. Let me tell you, I was rolling. Jesse said this without realizing that his microphone was still on after his interview with Fox. This is hilarious! Thoughts?

One of my splendiferous love muffins sent me this video of Keison Wilkins. Apparently Mr. Wilkins acted as his own attorney for a felonious assault trial. He faked a heart attack then collapsed to the floor! And that judge kept it moving! Love muffins, this has got to be the craziest monkey doodle foolishness I’ve ever seen. I guess you get to the point (as a criminal) where you’re so desperate you’d do anything to save yourself! (B. Scott is laughing so hard)! Thoughts?

This is not a joke. “Booty Sweat” was actually a fictional drink featured in the upcoming Ben Stiller movie Tropic Thunder, but now it is being turned into an actual product. Michael Corcoran, president of consumer products at Paramount Pictures has high expectations for the new drink.

“Not to my knowledge has this ever been done before. We’re very excited, because it has the potential to live for quite a while, well beyond the film.”

It may taste good, I doubt it really tastes like perspiration from the derriere, but I can’t get past that name. I’ll have a shut yo’ mouth potion instead.

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A few weeks ago, Jessica Simpson wore a t-shirt that read “Real Girls Eat Meat”. That didn’t make the folks over at Peta too happy, and evidently animal rights activist Pamela Anderson isn’t too happy either. Speaking to an Australian radio station, Pamela said:

“I think she is a bitch and whore. Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”

Now Pam, was all of that called for? I wonder if Jessica will respond back, oh the drama! Love muffins thoughts?

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Love muffins, I almost fell over when I saw this monkey doodle foolishness. It seems like the hookers working in brothels in rural Nevada are getting no love, literally. With diesel prices being $4.70 a gallon, it seems truck drivers don’t have the extra cash for the “on the road love”.

Nevada brothels that cater to long-haul truckers are offering gas cards and other promotions after seeing business decline as much as 25 percent from a year ago, industry officials said.

Jesus take the wheel and drive me off the road! Are they going to start giving out coupons to get business booming again? I thought prostitution was illegal in this country. I guess as long as it’s legit and you pay taxes and the lovin’ is in a bed and not an alley, it’s fine. I just don’t know what else to do with this story. Thoughts?

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