Paris Hilton was caught receiving a kiss from her doggy on the mouth! I bet she was thinking “that’s hot”. Am I the only one seeing tongue action from the dog? I don’t care if that is man’s best friend, dogs like to sniff their butt and lick their ding ding. Thoughts?

For those of you love muffins who are not familiar with Jerry Lewis, he was the one time professional sidekick to Dean Martin, a superstar comedian and the original “Nutty Professor”! Well, the now 82 year old entertainer was cited for trying to take a gun onto a plane headed from Las Vegas to Detroit. Take me higher lord! The Las Vegas police confiscated the alleged gun from Jerry’s carry-on luggage. He was cited for carrying an unloaded concealed weapon. Apparently the gun was hollowed out and used as a prop for Jerry’s show! But, since it once was a REAL gun the airport police did not forfeit the citation!

I know that airport security is super duper tight but should they have let Mr. Lewis go about his merry way?

Khloe Kardashian recently served a little more than 2 days in jail last week for a 2007 DUI charge. She emerges only to share some words of wisdom for fellow DUI-er Shia LaBeouf.

“Just be smarter, think about your actions and get a driver! It’s so much cheaper in the long run!” Us Magazine

Love muffins, you’ve got to love the celeb camaraderie! However, it is now being reported that Shia was not the cause of his recent accident.

“The other car ran a red light and, if not already, they will be cited,” Whitmore says. “They will now be listed as Party One on the report, indicating they were at fault.” LaBeouf was cited with a misdemeanor DUI and no changes will be made to that, Whitmore adds. Us Magazine

That is good to hear. I was beginning to think Shia was trying to shed is “Disney” character image. Thoughts?

This is some true monkey doodle foolishness if I’ve ever seen it! What does it take for you to totally lose it and decide that you are going to buy a purple suit, green wig, and make up your face like the ‘Joker’? Well love muffins, we have found that fool – no one told him Halloween is not until October 31st. Then to add to his trump foolery, he went into a cinema to steal posters and other items related to the The Dark Knight movie. For those of you wondering, he is 20 year old Spencer Taylor of Three Rivers, Michigan. He is too old for this mess, and he will be arraigned August 5th. Thoughts?

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Andy Dick, who was just arrested on drug and sexual battery charges after allegedly pulling down a 17-year-old’s top and exposing her breasts early this morning in Murrieta, looks like he ___________?

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Several weeks ago, I made a video about my ‘Top 5 Ways You Know Your Man Ain’t Sh*t’, and I decided to pile all the comments left on the video and from my email and pick out the best twenty-five. This list is in no particular order – they are all equal to me, so lets get started. You know your man ain’t sh*t if…

…your man hollers “Tyrone” while having sex, but your name is Stephanie!

…he uses your car all day and returns it to you without filling up the gas tank – then has the nerve to ask you for $7.00 dollars so he can get a pack of cigarettes and a 40 oz!

…the only time he calls you is when it’s past 9pm, because his minutes are unlimited!

…you have video footage of him having sex with another girl, but he denies it and said that it wasn‘t him, but you know it’s him because his name is tattooed on his right a$$ cheek!

…he asks to take you out on a date, but you end up paying!
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