Andy Dick, who was just arrested on drug and sexual battery charges after allegedly pulling down a 17-year-old’s top and exposing her breasts early this morning in Murrieta, looks like he ___________?

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Several weeks ago, I made a video about my ‘Top 5 Ways You Know Your Man Ain’t Sh*t’, and I decided to pile all the comments left on the video and from my email and pick out the best twenty-five. This list is in no particular order – they are all equal to me, so lets get started. You know your man ain’t sh*t if…

…your man hollers “Tyrone” while having sex, but your name is Stephanie!

…he uses your car all day and returns it to you without filling up the gas tank – then has the nerve to ask you for $7.00 dollars so he can get a pack of cigarettes and a 40 oz!

…the only time he calls you is when it’s past 9pm, because his minutes are unlimited!

…you have video footage of him having sex with another girl, but he denies it and said that it wasn‘t him, but you know it’s him because his name is tattooed on his right a$$ cheek!

…he asks to take you out on a date, but you end up paying!
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It has been more than 12 years since 6 year old Jon Benet Ramsey was found dead in her family’s Colorado home. Suspicion has weighed heavily on her parents, Patsy and John, and older brother Burke. The District Attorney has revealed that new technology has uncovered DNA belonging to an unknown male found on her clothing worn that fateful night. This new revelation fully exonerates the Ramsey’s as being participants in this horrible crime. Hopefully the real perpetrator is caught soon and justice will be served!

Love muffins, Reverend Jesse Jackson is on some trump foolery again. I ran across a video of him wanting to cut Barack Obama’s ding ding off. Let me tell you, I was rolling. Jesse said this without realizing that his microphone was still on after his interview with Fox. This is hilarious! Thoughts?

One of my splendiferous love muffins sent me this video of Keison Wilkins. Apparently Mr. Wilkins acted as his own attorney for a felonious assault trial. He faked a heart attack then collapsed to the floor! And that judge kept it moving! Love muffins, this has got to be the craziest monkey doodle foolishness I’ve ever seen. I guess you get to the point (as a criminal) where you’re so desperate you’d do anything to save yourself! (B. Scott is laughing so hard)! Thoughts?

This is not a joke. “Booty Sweat” was actually a fictional drink featured in the upcoming Ben Stiller movie Tropic Thunder, but now it is being turned into an actual product. Michael Corcoran, president of consumer products at Paramount Pictures has high expectations for the new drink.

“Not to my knowledge has this ever been done before. We’re very excited, because it has the potential to live for quite a while, well beyond the film.”

It may taste good, I doubt it really tastes like perspiration from the derriere, but I can’t get past that name. I’ll have a shut yo’ mouth potion instead.

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A few weeks ago, Jessica Simpson wore a t-shirt that read “Real Girls Eat Meat”. That didn’t make the folks over at Peta too happy, and evidently animal rights activist Pamela Anderson isn’t too happy either. Speaking to an Australian radio station, Pamela said:

“I think she is a bitch and whore. Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”

Now Pam, was all of that called for? I wonder if Jessica will respond back, oh the drama! Love muffins thoughts?

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