Now, if you asked me a minute ago what I thought Kevin Federline was doing right now, I would have said eating Cocoa Krispies and watching Wheel of Fortune. But apparently, he is a busy man. Too busy in fact to take a minor role in an upcoming film starring Keanu Reeves and Forest Whitaker. His rep (yes, he has a rep) says he wasn’t cast “due to his availability and our shooting schedule.”

Does this man not have four chil’ren? He best make time before Shar Jackson and Britney pull some ‘Ex-Wives Club’ voodoo on him!

He’s really taking his celebrity to the next level. In our previous post, we showed you how T.I. the tiny tot rapper threatened to whip a guy’s behind when he threw something onstage. Well Akon showed T.I. up by actually doing it! Some dinky teenaged boy tossed something onstage, and Akon threw him to the dogs. Literally!

You’d think he’d try to lay low after that first incident!

What were you doing last weekend? If you were Fat Joe, you were trying to make up a lie to get you out of a big fat pot of boiling water! Last week, Miami Beach police suspected that Fat Joe was a witness to two murders (Lessli Paz and Joey Navarro) but the Mr. Kool-Aid rapper said he was in Russia. Mmm-hmm. After a week of avoiding the cops, the hip-hop artist said he would come forward and speak to the police; turns out, they suspect he was in the car with the victims (though his lawyer denies it)! Come on now, Fat Joe, Russia?!?!

Recently there’s been talk of Britney Spears possibly making an appearance on American Idol’s season finale. Apparently that won’t be happening any time soon. Nigel Lythgoe, American Idol’s executive producer, recently told Access Hollywood:

“She’s [Britney] going through a hard time and we’d certainly like to be a part of helping her out. But we don’t lip-synch normally on American Idol”

Ouch! You’ve gotta love how the British shoot it to you straight. Of course this could all be a ploy to fake us out but I doubt it. Judging from “Ashlee Simpson fiasco” this weekend, don’t expect Brit Brit to show up on Idol anytime soon. Even if she does, she’ll be singing live…and who wants that?

According to TMZ, things have soured between Brit and her mother, Lynne.

The bewigged Brit, reported the National Enquirer and Star, has “cut off all communication with her mom” and is “flat-out refusing to speak” to Lynne, even ignoring her on Mom’s Day when Mama Spears was hospitalized with pneumonia. That’s not all — Britney also reportedly didn’t call her mom on her birthday, either.

Britney, haven’t you learned anything from your ex-beau Justin? What goes around, comes around baby!

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