Love muffins on The Today Show this morning, Janice Dickinson, always one to state her opinion, weighed in on those much-discussed bikini photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt. The former supermodel told Al Roker that Hewitt “is a healthy, not emaciated woman.” These are unflattering camera angles on her,” she continued. “You want to see someone who’s fat? I’m sorry, Tyra. Tyra Banks is fat. This girl is not fat.”

And when Al Roker came to Banks’ defense by saying he didn’t think anyone would consider her fat , Janice did some backtracking remarking “I’m kidding because I love Miss Banks.” Well I definitely don’t think Tyra Banks is fat, sounds like some hateration to me!

During a discussion about Epicurus, who predates Jesus by over 300 years, Sherri makes the remark, “Nothing predates the Christians” Take me higher lord, why does she have to say such super duper stupid things? First, “I Don’t Know If The World Is Round” and now “Nothing predates the Christians!” Here’s the actual exchange that occurred on The View today!

Whoopi: “When he was around there was no Jesus Christ stuff going on.”

Stupid Sherri: “They still had Christians back then. They had Christians because they threw them to the lions.”

Whoopi: “I think this might predate that.”

Sherri: “I don’t think anything predates Christians.”

Joy: “The Greeks were first. Then the Romans. Then the Christians.”

Sherri: “Jesus came first before them, so…”

Whoopi: “Not on paper.”

Sherri Shepherd you are the weakest dumbest link, you are dismissed!

InTouch Weekly has released a list of 10 Most Shocking Hollywood Secrets:

Charlize Theron’s mother shot and killed her alcoholic father when Charlize was 15. Courts ruled it as self defense, after Theron’s father fired the first shot in Charlize’s room.
-Reese Witherspoon’s brother was arrested for sexual battery.
-Gavin Rossdale has a secret love child with an ex.
-Michelle Williams’ dad faces tax evasion charges.
-Woody Harrelson’s dad is a convicted hit man.
-Sara Evans claimed her husband had kinky sex fetishes.
-Tobey Maguire’s dad was a bank robber (and was on Walker, Texas Ranger).
-Orlando Bloom didn’t know his real father.
-Halle Berry had an abusive father.
-Nicole Richie’s real dad was in Lionel Richie’s band.

After watching a video of the E! talk show host outside of LA’s Koi on Saturday; I’m not too sure how I feel about Chelsea Handler. She was approached by two cameramen, one of whom was Chinese, the other (TMZ’s guy) was African-American. During the video clip Chelsea jokingly remarked “crazy that you guys all travel together, Asians and Blacks. That’s amazing.” And they can vote now, too! Then after a failed joke about Dog the Bounty Hunter, shockingly a question about Britney Spears turned into Chelsea blurting out that the Chinese photographer was from “Vietcong-nam.” When it was brought to her attention that he was, in fact, Chinese, Chelsea just said, “Whatever.”

CLICK HERE to watch the video and let me know what your thoughts are?

Heather Mills told reporters “I’ve been so close to suicide.” due to the negative press on Britain’s GMTV. If this isn’t a cry for help, I don’t know what is! I would hate for her to pull an Owen Wilson. Lord, I hope she doesn’t do anything crazy!

Dog Chapman has been captured spewing foul-mouthed racist slurs on a tape obtained exclusively by The NATIONAL ENQUIRER. In a leaked telephone call the grizzly crime-fighter repeatedly uses the term “n*****” in a disagreement with his son over his choice of black girlfriend.

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The Bounty Hunter, whose real name is Duane Chapman, has now seen filming of his latest television series canceled and has issued the following apology.

He said:

“My sincerest, heartfelt apologies go out to every person I have offended for my regrettable use of very inappropriate language.

“I am deeply disappointed in myself for speaking out of anger to my son and using such a hateful term in a private phone conversation.

“It was completely taken out of context. I was disappointed in his choice of a friend, not due to her race, but her character.

“However, I should have never used that term. I am ashamed of myself and I pledge to do whatever I can to repair this damage I have caused.”

There’s no excuse for this monkey-doodleness!