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Nick Cannon: “I Love Mariah’s Curves!”

B. Scott — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 10:35:47 +0000

“I always tell her, ‘Girl, you’ve got all those curves and me with no brakes,’” Nick Cannon, 28, tells Us of loving Mariah Carey’s voluptuous body.

And though the singer, 39, has gotten attention for her weight fluctuations, her hubby says she’s happy with her shape. “It’s something that everyone deals with. Everybody is different for a reason; it ain’t about trying to be super-skinny. That’s not what’s hot. It’s about what’s inside.”

From the June 22nd issue of Us Weekly, Love Lives section, page 45.

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Pink Rings The Alarm On Kayne West!

B. Scott — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 06:28:41 +0000

At Stella McCartney’s fashion show this past March, Kanye West was being his “normal” self and irritated Pink with his comments about the lack of fur present in the show. So in an interview with FHM (via The Sun), Pink lets Kanye have it!

“Kanye West is the person pissing me off right now. I was at Stella McCartney’s Paris fashion show with the vice president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, Paul McCartney and Kanye West. The entire time Kanye is going, ‘They need more fur in this show’. He just wouldn’t shut up about how he loved fur. I mean, he’s saying this to me, the PETA guy and Paul McCartney! I was just so grossed out by him. I’m like, ‘You’re an idiot!’ There are so many people who I think are a waste of skin and he’s up there. I should wear him. Go on, donate yourself Kanye. People can wear your fur.” The Sun

Well one is for sure, if Pink never says anything else in her entire life – she said that!

Jamie Foxx Apologizes To Miley Cyrus

B. Scott — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 02:47:53 +0000

Jamie Foxx during his appearance on Tuesday’s The Tonight Show apologized to Miley Cyrus for suggesting she make a sex tape and do heroin during a segment on his radio show. E! News reports:

“I so apologize to [Cyrus], and this is sincere,” he began. “I am a comedian, and you guys know that whatever I say, I don’t mean any of it. [Big laugh from the audience.] And sometimes, as comedians, as we do, we go a little bit too far.
“I have a radio show…We’re really the black Howard Stern. We go at everybody. There was a situation with Miley Cyrus, and I just want to say, I apologize for what I said. I didn’t mean it maliciously. You know I’m a comedian. You know my heart,” he added, turning to Leno.
Then, looking at the camera, “Miley, I apologize, so I’ll call you. I got a daughter too, so I completely understand.”

I’m happy Jamie apologized for his random disrespectful comments, he must have forgotten that he too has a teenager daughter. Watch Jamie Foxx apologize after the jump. (...) Continue Reading →.

Keri Hilson Disses Beyonce & Ciara!

B. Scott — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 22:59:26 +0000

R&B singer Keri Hilson has a few not-so-nice things to say about some of her female counterparts rumored to include Beyonce and Ciara on her new “Turnin’ Me On” remix featuring Lil Wayne & T-Pain! Read the lyrics and listen to the actual remix after the jump. (...) Continue Reading →.

Etta James “I Can’t Stand Beyonce! “

B. Scott — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 00:23:08 +0000

Update: In a telephone interview to The Press Enterprise on Thursday morning, Etta James brushed off her comments about Beyonce as just a joke explaining “I’m a comedian besides a singer. I wasn’t doing it to be hateful. I think I’m funny and she’s not the only one I’ll say something about.” James went on to say that she takes a lot of pride her signature song, and would have liked to have an opportunity to sing the song at the inaugural ball, where Beyoncé performed “She got up there and sang it and didn’t give me a chance to sing ‘At Last’.” – [Source]

Love muffins it seems as though Etta James is a little upset to say the least that Beyonce performed “At Last” during the first dance at the Neighborhood ball on Inauguration day. Check out below what the legendary soul singer had to say about Beyonce before she performed “At Last” live on stage last week.

“You guys know your president, right? You know the one with big ears? Yeah, wait a minute. He ain’t my president. I tell you that woman he had singing for him, singing my song, she gonna get her ass whipped. The great Beyonce. Now like I said, she ain’t mine. I can’t stand Beyonce! She had no business up there singing. Singing on a big ole, big ole presidential day and going be singing my song that I’ve been singing forever.”

Listen to the actual audio after the jump – (...) Continue Reading →.

Kathy Griffin Changes CNN Forever!

B. Scott — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 13:05:51 +0000

Love muffins you have to watch this amazingly hilarious “open mike” moment during CNN’s New Years coverage in which Comedian Kathy Griffin yells out a line from Mr. Show to a heckler on the street, “I’m working! “I don’t go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!” CNN will never be the same!

NeNe Leakes: “I Was Not Evicted!”

B. Scott — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:05:28 +0000

As previously posted over the past several days there have been rumors circulating on the internet that Real Housewives of Atlanta star NeNe Leakes (on the right in the above picture) had been evicted from her house in Atlanta, Georgia. Well, NeNe insists the reports of her being evicted from her home have been greatly exaggerated according to the following statement:

“The recent rumors alleging that my family faced an eviction are a huge misunderstanding and grossly inaccurate. I am truly blessed to enjoy a wonderful life and lifestyle. We have indeed moved to another home, but we did so on our own free will. We live in an absolutely beautiful home and we are fortunate to be able to live in the place of our choice. Unfortunately, there are many families who are facing real foreclosures and real evictions. That is not and never was the case with us. I know where we live and how we live, and for those blessings I am humbly thankful. It is disappointing that many members of the media have chosen to report gossip instead of news. Without wasting time on the details, the only thing I will say is that we were NOT evicted. Everybody knows that I like to be honest, real and upfront. If something was wrong, I would tell you! Thank you for your well wishes. However, please know that my family continues to be abundantly blessed, and that Miss NeNe has not skipped a beat!” [Source]

Worker Dies In Black Friday Store Rush!

B. Scott — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 17:56:00 +0000

VALLEY STREAM (WABC) — A Wal-Mart employee died and four others were hurt in the Black Friday rush to get into the Valley Stream store this morning. The injuries occurred as the shoppers crammed into the Wal-Mart when the doors opened at 5 a.m. Police said the shoppers knocked the man to the ground at 5:03 a.m., three minutes after the store opened. A 34-year-old Wal-Mart employee suffered an apparent heart attack and was rushed to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

Jesus take the wheel and drive me off the road! I’m so glad I decided to stay home in my bed and not go out in this apparent madness! Please be safe my dear love muffins because people are seriously not playing when it comes to these sales!

President Obama Is “A Mutt, Like Me!”

B. Scott — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 10:40:53 +0000

“With respect to the dog,” President-elect Obama said, “this is a major issue.” Playfully discussing the source of the problem—the dog should be a hypoallergenic breed, but they wanted to rescue a shelter dog. “Obviously,” Obama said, “a lot of shelter dogs are mutts, like me.” ~ President-elect Obama

This quote has so made me respect President-elect Obama even more than I already do! This extraordinary multi-ethnic (English, Irish and German descent mother and Kenyan father) man really understands who he is as a person and in every way including genetically represents the beautiful mixture that exist in the United States! All the mutts stand up! (B. Scott clapping for his new President!)

Say What Lil Fizz from B2K?

B. Scott — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 07:36:31 +0000

In this recent video Lil Fizz from B2K disses Omarion, says f@#k Raz B and that he “don’t f@#k with homos” but I think this video actually serves as confirmation as to the contrary. In other words, honey hush!

I Need A Shut Yo Mouth Potion…

Takiyah — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 05:03:19 +0000

…because gas is really getting ridiculous! Due to Hurricane Ike entering the Gulf of Mexico Thursday, gas prices has jumped up a dollar more! So if you have been paying $3.64 a gallon, you are now looking at $4.64 a gallon! Almost $5 mother freaking dollars! Jesus take the wheel and take the hurricane with you! Forget the shut yo mouth potion, I have to use that money on gas!

Jewel’s Driver Falls Asleep!

denzell.marshall — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:00:07 +0000

Jesus take the wheel, literally! Jewel’s tour bus crashed into a ditch, because her bus driver fell asleep at the wheel on Sunday night while driving back to Tennessee. Jewel was not on the bus when it crashed into a ditch. The passengers were the majority of her touring band. Luckily no injuries were reported.

Helen Mirren Date Rape & Cocaine!

denzell.marshall — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 05:04:27 +0000

Excerpts from Helen’s GQ Magazine (British’s Version) were released and of course the media had a field day with this juicy topic. Helen told the magazine that she had, in fact, been raped several times but not with excessive violence. She was locked in a room and forced to have sex against her will. And as far as cocaine usage, Helen said she “loved coke” and she “never did it a lot, just at parties.” Take me higher lord! Her spokesperson had this to say:

Helen Mirren does not dispute the accuracy of statements attributed to her in an upcoming GQ article. She merely asks that people read the article in its entirety before drawing conclusions. If they do that, she says, their conclusions will likely be far less sweeping and sensational than those drawn by some in the popular press. She does not wish to qualify any of her remarks. She just wants to avoid having them presented in inflammatory language.

Thoughts?

[Source]

Yung Berg Gets Jumped and Robbed!

denzell.marshall — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 05:45:58 +0000

Love muffins, I never would wish anything bad on any one, ever! Recently ‘light butt’ (Yung Berg) was jumped in a Detroit club and is precious chain was stolen. It’s so shocking that something like this would happen, in all honesty I hope he’s okay but I also hope that he doesn’t get his chain back. (The “thugs” who jumped him were ‘dark butts’ by the way!). View the “chain bandit” after the jump! (...) Continue Reading →.

JoJo Of K-Ci & JoJo Passes Out!

Takiyah — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:49:23 +0000

During a recent performance in Sydney, Australia after JoJo decided to walk off the stage for five minutes because he was clearly drunk or high, he decided to come back on stage just to only faint midway through his performance of “All My Life”. Jesus take the wheel! Do you see how long it took for someone to help JoJo after he fainted! K-Ci still performed after JoJo fainted! Wow! Thoughts?

Tiny Tot For… Satan?!

denzell.marshall — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 05:20:46 +0000

Love muffins I love YouTube, you can always find something interesting and entertaining but sometimes the most disturbing things surface. I came across this video of a young child saying things I never thought a child would say. The thing that makes this situation even more disturbing is that there is an adult encouraging the behavior. I didn’t find this funny at all, but somehow I couldn’t tear myself away from the monkey doodle foolishness! If you have tiny tots for Christ or are planing to have them, please teach them well. The world does not need any more potty mouth children. Please let me know how you feel about this video.

John Edwards Affair Drama Continues!

denzell.marshall — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:42:45 +0000

As you know John Edwards is a nasty gutter butt trollop! The once presidential hopeful had an affair and now more news has dropped!

According to the National Enquirer: One day before he revealed his affair with Rielle Hunter on ABC Nightline, John Edwards reportedly flew his mistress and her baby daughter (rumored to be his as well) to the Virgin Islands on a $50,000 chartered Lear jet paid for by Edwards’ colleagues. Rielle loves the luxuries of being a mistress. Some of the perks include an off-duty police officer who guards her home, thousands of dollars to remain silent and so much more! To add to the craziness it was also reported that John Edwards and Ms. Hunter slept with each other the very first night they met. I’m sure that there is much more to this story than we’ll ever know!

Rosanne vs. Angelina’s Crew?!

denzell.marshall — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:10:59 +0000

Roseanne recently posted some less than pleasant remarks on her blog. Rosanne called Angelina Jolie, Voight’s “evil spawn,” (Jon Voight is Angelina’s father) and Pitt, “vacuous,”!

Miss Jolie says she likes McCain too and hasn’t decided who to endorse… huh? Aren’t you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party’s worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan? Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more.

Love muffins how do you feel about Rosanne’s remarks? Are they justified or un-called for?

Transgender Contestant On ANTM!

dnjones21 — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 05:05:47 +0000

Love muffins Tyra Banks really knows how to take that fire, pour gasoline and grenades in it to make a huge explosion. She first comes with this groundbreaking show that makes everyone stop and stare. Then she gives the plus size sexy ladies a chance to compete in an industry that might not otherwise give them much of a chance, and then Whitney wins Season 11. Now she is just going above and beyond by adding a transgender contestant to the mixing pot. Isis is going to be the first transgender contestant to go on America’s Next Top Model. Tyra, you are truly an innovator and continue to show the world that everyone’s dreams are obtainable. Thoughts?

Tori Not Returning To Old Zip Code!

dnjones21 — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:42:13 +0000

For us that were excited about seeing the old gang back together on 90210 are going to be a little disappointed. It looks like there was a dispute with pay of the actors, and Tori Spelling felt like she was getting the short end of the stick. She learned that co-stars and fellow alum, Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty, are getting between $35,000-$50,000 per episode. It seems she was only being offered $10,000-$20,000 per episode. Do you think it will be the same without her returning to the show?

Kayne West Stands Up For The Gays!

B. Scott — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 05:01:23 +0000

Love muffins check out what Kanye said during a recent performance on his sold-out ‘Glow in The Dark Tour’ at Madison Square Garden in New York! Wow, I just love myself some Kayne West right now for being secure enough in himself to speak out about against homophobia! Thank you Kayne West for delivering this much needed message that all Americans need to hear, love muffins get into this!

“Open your f@#king minds. Open your minds. Be accepting of different people and let people be who they are. You know how many people came to me calling me gay cause I wear my jeans the fresh way? Or because I said hey, dude, how you gonna say ‘fag’ right in front of a gay dude’s face and act like that’s ok. That shit is disrespectful. Coming from Chicago, where if you saw somebody that was gay you were supposed to stay ten feet away. It should be time to break out of the intuitions that I was sayin’, the stereotypes, or the fear, the backlash that I would get if you don’t believe in what I believe in, acceptin’ people for who they are…they’re very talented and if they do something special in the world and they’re discriminated. I’ve flown across the world y’all, and I’ve come back here to tell you — open your minds and live a happier life…”

McConaughey’s Garden Of Afterbirth!

dnjones21 — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 05:58:02 +0000

Love muffins I was truly taken a back when I saw that Matthew McConaughey kept his son’s placenta and is going to plant it in an orchard. He goes on to explain why it is that he wants to plant it.

“When I was in Australia, they had a placenta tree that was on the river … and all the placentas of all that tribe, all that clan, whatever aboriginal tribe that was, all the placentas went under that one tree and it was this huge behemoth of just health and strength. Yahoo

Well we use cow manure everyday to give us fruits and vegetables so maybe afterbirth isn’t too bad of an option. Thoughts?

WENN

Ludacris vs. Obama!

dnjones21 — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:19:49 +0000

Forget Britney, rapper Ludacris has done it again! Ludacris has always been known as a rapper that says what’s on his mind and nothing less. Well this song that he has put out about Senator Obama and his competitors has caused the democratic presidential candidate to renounce him. With lines negatively referencing Hillary Clinton and John McCain, I can kind of see why he renounced him. It is okay to show support for your favorite presidential candidate, but not like this. Ludacris shouldn’t have been so harsh. On the other hand, you really can’t be mad at the man for wanting to support Obama the best way he felt he could. I’m torn in between the two on this love muffins. Thoughts?

Ludacris – Politics [Link 1]
Ludacris – Politics [Link 2]

Home Alone 5: Lost In Israel!

dnjones21 — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:01:15 +0000

Take me higher lord! Love muffins an Israeli couple was so caught up with trying to make a mad dash to get on the plane that they left their 3 year old behind. Yes, I said three years old!

The parents were unaware they had boarded the aircraft with only four children instead of five until they were informed by cabin staff after 40 minutes in the air.[Yahoo]

Now I don’t think this makes them bad parents or anything. Sometimes you just forget your little ones in an airport while trying to get on a plane with 18 suitcases and 4 other children. I wonder if Macaulay Culkin read this story and got flashbacks to his hit films about the matter? Those of you with children: have you ever got caught up and left your child behind (on accident of course) anywhere?

Paris Smooches Her Dog!

Takiyah — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 17:30:24 +0000

Paris Hilton was caught receiving a kiss from her doggy on the mouth! I bet she was thinking “that’s hot”. Am I the only one seeing tongue action from the dog? I don’t care if that is man’s best friend, dogs like to sniff their butt and lick their ding ding. Thoughts?

Jerry Lewis – Packing Heat?!

denzell.marshall — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:00:13 +0000

For those of you love muffins who are not familiar with Jerry Lewis, he was the one time professional sidekick to Dean Martin, a superstar comedian and the original “Nutty Professor”! Well, the now 82 year old entertainer was cited for trying to take a gun onto a plane headed from Las Vegas to Detroit. Take me higher lord! The Las Vegas police confiscated the alleged gun from Jerry’s carry-on luggage. He was cited for carrying an unloaded concealed weapon. Apparently the gun was hollowed out and used as a prop for Jerry’s show! But, since it once was a REAL gun the airport police did not forfeit the citation!

I know that airport security is super duper tight but should they have let Mr. Lewis go about his merry way?

Khloe Kardashian vs. Shia LaBeouf!

denzell.marshall — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:00:11 +0000

Khloe Kardashian recently served a little more than 2 days in jail last week for a 2007 DUI charge. She emerges only to share some words of wisdom for fellow DUI-er Shia LaBeouf.

“Just be smarter, think about your actions and get a driver! It’s so much cheaper in the long run!” Us Magazine

Love muffins, you’ve got to love the celeb camaraderie! However, it is now being reported that Shia was not the cause of his recent accident.

“The other car ran a red light and, if not already, they will be cited,” Whitmore says. “They will now be listed as Party One on the report, indicating they were at fault.” LaBeouf was cited with a misdemeanor DUI and no changes will be made to that, Whitmore adds. Us Magazine

That is good to hear. I was beginning to think Shia was trying to shed is “Disney” character image. Thoughts?

Wanna Be Joker Arrested!

dnjones21 — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:00:13 +0000

This is some true monkey doodle foolishness if I’ve ever seen it! What does it take for you to totally lose it and decide that you are going to buy a purple suit, green wig, and make up your face like the ‘Joker’? Well love muffins, we have found that fool – no one told him Halloween is not until October 31st. Then to add to his trump foolery, he went into a cinema to steal posters and other items related to the The Dark Knight movie. For those of you wondering, he is 20 year old Spencer Taylor of Three Rivers, Michigan. He is too old for this mess, and he will be arraigned August 5th. Thoughts?

[Source]

Finish This Sentence: Andy Dick

Takiyah — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:18:03 +0000

Andy Dick, who was just arrested on drug and sexual battery charges after allegedly pulling down a 17-year-old’s top and exposing her breasts early this morning in Murrieta, looks like he ___________?

Splash News Online

25 Ways You Know Your Man Ain’t Sh*t!

Takiyah — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 05:00:54 +0000

Several weeks ago, I made a video about my ‘Top 5 Ways You Know Your Man Ain’t Sh*t’, and I decided to pile all the comments left on the video and from my email and pick out the best twenty-five. This list is in no particular order – they are all equal to me, so lets get started. You know your man ain’t sh*t if…

…your man hollers “Tyrone” while having sex, but your name is Stephanie!

…he uses your car all day and returns it to you without filling up the gas tank – then has the nerve to ask you for $7.00 dollars so he can get a pack of cigarettes and a 40 oz!

…the only time he calls you is when it’s past 9pm, because his minutes are unlimited!

…you have video footage of him having sex with another girl, but he denies it and said that it wasn‘t him, but you know it’s him because his name is tattooed on his right a$$ cheek!

…he asks to take you out on a date, but you end up paying!
(...) Continue Reading →.

New DNA Evidence Clears Ramsey Family!

Renee — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:50:34 +0000

It has been more than 12 years since 6 year old Jon Benet Ramsey was found dead in her family’s Colorado home. Suspicion has weighed heavily on her parents, Patsy and John, and older brother Burke. The District Attorney has revealed that new technology has uncovered DNA belonging to an unknown male found on her clothing worn that fateful night. This new revelation fully exonerates the Ramsey’s as being participants in this horrible crime. Hopefully the real perpetrator is caught soon and justice will be served!

Jesse Jackson vs Barack Obama’s “Nuts”!

Takiyah — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 02:04:40 +0000

Love muffins, Reverend Jesse Jackson is on some trump foolery again. I ran across a video of him wanting to cut Barack Obama’s ding ding off. Let me tell you, I was rolling. Jesse said this without realizing that his microphone was still on after his interview with Fox. This is hilarious! Thoughts?

Defendant Fakes Heart Attack!

denzell.marshall — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:42:12 +0000

One of my splendiferous love muffins sent me this video of Keison Wilkins. Apparently Mr. Wilkins acted as his own attorney for a felonious assault trial. He faked a heart attack then collapsed to the floor! And that judge kept it moving! Love muffins, this has got to be the craziest monkey doodle foolishness I’ve ever seen. I guess you get to the point (as a criminal) where you’re so desperate you’d do anything to save yourself! (B. Scott is laughing so hard)! Thoughts?

Thirsty? Have Some Booty Sweat!

Renee — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:44:24 +0000

This is not a joke. “Booty Sweat” was actually a fictional drink featured in the upcoming Ben Stiller movie Tropic Thunder, but now it is being turned into an actual product. Michael Corcoran, president of consumer products at Paramount Pictures has high expectations for the new drink.

“Not to my knowledge has this ever been done before. We’re very excited, because it has the potential to live for quite a while, well beyond the film.”

It may taste good, I doubt it really tastes like perspiration from the derriere, but I can’t get past that name. I’ll have a shut yo’ mouth potion instead.

[Source]

Girl Fight: Pamela & Jessica!

Renee — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:24:06 +0000

A few weeks ago, Jessica Simpson wore a t-shirt that read “Real Girls Eat Meat”. That didn’t make the folks over at Peta too happy, and evidently animal rights activist Pamela Anderson isn’t too happy either. Speaking to an Australian radio station, Pamela said:

“I think she is a bitch and whore. Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”

Now Pam, was all of that called for? I wonder if Jessica will respond back, oh the drama! Love muffins thoughts?

[Source]

Brothels Feeling The Pain At The Pump!

dnjones21 — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:00:55 +0000

Love muffins, I almost fell over when I saw this monkey doodle foolishness. It seems like the hookers working in brothels in rural Nevada are getting no love, literally. With diesel prices being $4.70 a gallon, it seems truck drivers don’t have the extra cash for the “on the road love”.

Nevada brothels that cater to long-haul truckers are offering gas cards and other promotions after seeing business decline as much as 25 percent from a year ago, industry officials said.

Jesus take the wheel and drive me off the road! Are they going to start giving out coupons to get business booming again? I thought prostitution was illegal in this country. I guess as long as it’s legit and you pay taxes and the lovin’ is in a bed and not an alley, it’s fine. I just don’t know what else to do with this story. Thoughts?

[Source]

Say What? A Teenager Decapitated!

Takiyah — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:50:29 +0000

Update:”Some witnesses have stated that the individual was trying to retrieve something he had lost. Others reported that he was trying to touch the ride. This is merely speculation at this point, and we are working with park visitors and local police to learn more.” [CNN]

Love muffins, I am sorry to say that a family outing at Six Flags went wrong which south in the death of a 17-year-old boy on Saturday in Georgia. The Batman roller coaster removed the head of the teenager after he hopped two six-foot fences in a restricted area to retrieve a hat he lost.

Police said the ride was going full-speed when the teen was struck. The ride’s top speed is 50 mph, according to the Six Flags Web site. No one riding on the roller coaster was injured, Sheth said. The teen’s friend also entered the restricted area but was not injured, Pierce said. The teen and his parents were at the park with a group from the Oakey Spring Baptist Church near Springfield, S.C., police said.

My condolences go out to the family. Thoughts? [Source]

Lindsay Lohan’s Secret Sister!

denzell.marshall — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:29:00 +0000

According to OK! magazine and AccessHollywood.com, Michael Lohan has admitted to fathering a child with another woman while married to Lindsay’s mom, Dina. Michael told OK Magazine that the woman contacted him years later about his long lost daughter! However, earlier today Michael claimed that its not true and that the woman just wanted money! A paternity test will be taken to see if Mr. Lohan fathered the now 13 year-old child! Love muffins just when the Lohan’s start fading out of the “dysfunctional family” spotlight… Michael wants to go and plug the light back in!

RottenNeighbor.com!

denzell.marshall — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:12:52 +0000

This is so perfect for a Friday chuckle! There is a website out that has been getting a little buzz lately. It’s RottenNeighbor.com, a public website where you can add videos of your neighbors, write blogs and just put them on blast! The website is 100% legal and allows you to just let out all of your frustrations! Will you all be visiting the site?

Millionaire Goes To Prison!

denzell.marshall — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:59:57 +0000

Love muffins get into this! A millionaire has just been convicted along with his wife for enslaving two Indonesian housekeepers! They both have been sentenced to more than three years in prison.

Mahender Sabhnani (sahb-NAH’-nee) was convicted in December of counts including forced labor and involuntarily servitude. He was sentenced Friday to three years and four months in prison.The workers testified that they were beaten with brooms and umbrellas, slashed with knives, and forced to take cold showers. On Thursday, Varsha Sabhnani received an 11-year sentence. Prosecutors said she was the one who abused the women.

This is outrageous! What in the world is going on – monkey doodle foolishness all around me!

[Source]

Donald Trump Speaks on Anne Hathaway!

denzell.marshall — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:38:23 +0000

Donald Trump spoke out on Billy Bush’s (of Access Hollywood) radio talk show about Anne Hathaway and her now ex-boyfriend, Rafaello Follieri (who happens to be a resident of Trump Towers). Anne Hathaway broke up with her boyfriend a few days before he was arrested and charged with fraud!

She hasn’t remained very loyal to him, has she? So when he had plenty of money, she liked him, but then after that, not as good, right? I walked out of Trump Tower this morning and there was paparazzi all over the place, so I naturally thought they were waiting for me and I said, How badly do you want my picture? And they said, ‘No, no, no, Mr. Trump. Not your picture. Raffaello!’

Love muffins, what do you think about Donald Trump’s comments? Please let me know, are we going to have another celebrity scandal on our hands? (Remember the Rosie feud?!)

Jennifer Lopez Lawsuit!

denzell.marshall — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:19:48 +0000

Jennifer Lopez is being sued by a flight attendant who claims that her German Shepherd bit her on the leg during a flight in 2006! The flight attendant is suing for a whopping $5 million! The woman alleges that when the dog attacked, she attempted to run away from the dog and fell, injuring her back. The flight attendant argues in her lawsuit that J.Lo is “absolutely liable for all injuries” because she “should have known the dog had vicious propensities”! Love muffins, do you think that $5 million is a fair amount to sue for?

Mini-Me Sex Tape Leaked!

Renee — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:09:54 +0000

Take me higher lord! Remember Verne Troyer who played Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies? Well, little guy is the latest celebrity to have a personal home video “leaked” online. It has mysteriously made it’s way into the hands of broker Kevin Blatt, the same guy that sold Paris Hilton’s “leaked” tape, and he is set to get $100,000 from SugarDVD who will distribute it. Are any of you love muffins curious to see Verne show off his goodies?

Drew Carey Ships Pizza!!

denzell.marshall — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:22:25 +0000

Funny man, Drew Carey officially has too much time on his hands! Apparently his love of Antonio’s Pizza in Parma, Ohio – has made him super duper generous! Mr. Carey will have UPS deliver dozens of the pies all the way to Los Angeles! Drew has placed an order of 45 pizza pies to celebrate Saturday’s season finale of his CBS game show, The Price is Right. The total price…$450, not including the long distance delivery fee! I don’t know about you love muffins, but I hope I see a UPS truck outside soon!

Say What?! Stained Shirt Sells For $55,000!

dnjones21 — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:17:18 +0000

I now know that there are some true fans out in the world. Remember when the Boston Celtics basketball team won their first NBA championship in 22 years ago on June 17th? Well you know the ritual at the end of a championship game for the team members to dump Gatorade on the coach. Well, these players did just that – dumped orange Gatorade the coaches shirt. Someone then bought the shirt at an auction for $55,000! Take me higher lord! Since it’s like that, I have a fierce shirt with a wine stain that I couldn’t get out. Bidding now starts at $10!

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Kanye West Is Furious!

Renee — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:16:13 +0000

Kanye West is steaming mad about the internet reports of his recent Bonnaroo Festival performance where he was met with lots of criticism from his fans. Apparently, Kanye showed up on stage two hours later than expected, and was greeted with fans booing and chanting “Kanye Sucks!” Kanye responds in a blog on his official website, where he goes off! Kanye says “This is the most offended I’ve ever been” and “this is the maddest I ever will be”, and at one point he says he is typing so hard he might break his Mac Book Air! I couldn’t help but notice how he started out typing regular, then suddenly he started typing in all caps, which many say indicates virtual screaming, oh yes, he was mad alright! Read the whole blog entry after the jump!(...) Continue Reading →.

Don Imus Being “Sarcastic”?

dnjones21 — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:37:51 +0000

Lawd have mercy kelly clarkson eddie murphy! This is another strike on radio host Don Imus because his trump foolery. First, he disrespected the Rutgers’ women basketball team by calling them “nappy headed ho’s” on his WABC Show in April. Then on his Monday show, while discussing Adam “Pacman” Jones with a sports announcer, he gave us another reason to add a strike to a list of his monkey doodle foolishness. If you didn’t know Pacman Jones (who happens to play for the Dallas Cowboys) has been arrested six times and they were discussing his latest bout with the law. While in discussion, Don Imus asked, “What color is he?” The sports announcer responded, “African American” in which Imus responds, “Well there you go, now we know”. Take me higher lord – he then left it at that. When confronted about it the next day he responded:

“What people should be outraged about is that they arrest blacks for no reason,” he said. “I mean, there’s no reason to arrest this kid six times.”

If that’s what he meant, I think he would have clarified it when he said it instead of waiting until he got into trouble. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, but I’ll be damned if there will be a third time. Thoughts?

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Hogan Family Drama Continues

Renee — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:48:58 +0000

Take me higher Lord! Hulk Hogan showed up at Linda’s home while she has a restraining order against him. Linda says she has the restraining order because he threatened to kill her and she is afraid of him. When Hulk decided to leave, what does Linda do? She follows him in her car, then she calls 911 because she’s “shaking and trembling”! What kind of trump foolery is this? The 911 call has been leaked online, you can hear it here.

Quote Of The Day: Pam Anderson

Renee — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:00:05 +0000

Since Pam and Tommy Lee have recently rekindled their roller coaster romance, he has developed an odd new creepy habit:

“I can’t get rid of him. For some reason, Tommy has me Google Alerted. He’ll always be like, ‘What’s this?’ ‘What’s this?’ He gets every single thing. And I’m like, ‘Honey! Stop Google Alerting me!’ He loves me. I love him. But I don’t Google Alert him!”

Love muffins, this is so hilarious yet so absurd at the same time! This obsessive, stalkerish behavior may end up getting on Pam’s nerves soon! Thoughts?

Teenage Girls Make Pact To Get Pregnant?

Takiyah — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:11:35 +0000

I am in shock! Love muffins, have you heard about the teenage girls making a pact TO GET pregnant in Gloucester, Mass? This is some extreme monkey doodle foolishness! And get this, after asking for pregnancy tests at the school health clinic, they high-fived one another if the test came back positive if they were pregnant and wore long faces if the test came back negative. Many of the teenagers are under the age of 17.

“A typical girl you would think would say, `Oh my God! What am I going to do now? How am I going to support this baby? How am I going to finish school?’” Superintendent Christopher Farmer said. “These young women clearly have not seen that.”…The girls are all 16 or under, nearly all of them sophomores. The superintendent said they have been reluctant to identify the fathers, many of whom are older. But one of them “is a 24-year-old homeless guy,” the principal was quoted as telling Time.

A grown man having sex with a child! He needs to be mollywhopped to the fifth power! I am at a lost for words right now. Jesus take the wheel, because I need a shut yo mouth potion!

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