Ricky Martin who performed late last week at Las Fiestas de la Calle San Sebastian in San Juan, Puerto Rico is thinking ________________ ?

(B. Scott has just experienced spontaneous combustion!)

Ricky Martin has been outed by his ‘friend’ and skin care specialist Ole Henriksen. Henriksen was asked who he would like to spend a romantic holiday with in a recent interview and he said: “I’d go for Stig Tøfting (a Danish soccer player), but since he’s straight, I’d say my client Ricky Martin.”

Ricky, Ricky, Ricky… no more dodging the gay rumors now, eh?

They aren’t enough words in the English language to express how orgasmic Ricky Martin is! My fantasy Latin lover kicked off the Latin Grammy Awards Thursday night in Las Vegas with a crowd-stirring medley of Lola and La Bomba with a little from the blue-headed musical trio Blue Man Group. Ricky also won the award for long form music video for MTV Unplugged! Congrats baby!

The 8th Annual Latin GRAMMY Awards is coming to Las Vegas on Nov. 8th, and Ricky Martin will be apart of the opening act that gets the crowd moving. According to a press release from the event’s organizers, the Puerto Rican superstar will hit the stage with the Blue Man Group as the first performance of the night. Martin, 35, has four nominations: Album Of The Year, Best Male Pop Vocal Album and Best Long Form Music Video for MTV Unplugged, and Record Of The Year for “Tu Recuerdo.”

All I have to say is hot damn!

I see you Ricky getting in your favorite position! Don’t hurt nobody!

Baby got back, literally!

And yes Ricky, I know you can’t believe it but B. Scott is calling you! Don’t act like you don’t know my number!

LICK IT.

FINGER IT.

SMACK IT.

PUNCH IT.

BACK UP ON IT.

WATER SPORTS?

THRUST IT.

MONKEY ORGASM!

(“Blanco Y Negro” Ricky Martin’s Tour Concert in Puerto Rico – February 9, 2007)