The entire American Idol family came together at the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas to celebrate Paula Abdul being named as the 2007 Woman of The Year by the Nevada Ballet Company. We don’t know if any controlled substances were involved but Pill-Popping Paula was clearly living having a good time by the looks of these pictures!

Paula getting some man action from Simon Cowell and Chris Daughtry. We all know Paula has a reputation of dipping into the contestant pool for her dates. (Anyone remember Corey Clark?)

Seriously guys, what did that dog ever do to Paula! This pooch looks miserable!

Her gown was horrible but her hair is beat! Love it!

For absolutely no reason, Rosie O’Donnell started feud with Paula Abdul on the The View today by insinuating that Paula is a drunk. She said, “Paula was very thirsty last night. Did anyone notice? Every shot that woman was sipping the Coca-Cola (wink wink) in her cup. And towards the end of the show one eye was wondering. There you go…celebrity feud number 12. Line them up ladies and gentlemen!” I know all the beef is helping The View get ratings but this is a bit much. Rosie should pick on someone her own size! (That only leaves Gorillas, Elephants, and Bigfoot)

Bravo drops five queers in exchange for the addition of one. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy may be ending this season, but the network’s adding a reality series currently entitled ‘Hey Paula!’ for the world’s number one pill popper, Paula Abdul. Perhaps you’re just as excited as I am to see her doing lines on her compact mirror and swishing down Valium with Jack & Coke! Can’t wait to see where that crazy comes from!

American Idol premieres tonight with a special 2 hour episode on FOX at 8/7c. In my opinion the audition episodes are probably more entertaining than the actual show. I’m sure the ratings are going to be out of control. I can’t wait to see cracked-out Paula, tight-shirt-wearing Simon, and my “dawg” Randy. Will You Be Watching?

P.S. Rumors are swirling that Paul McCartney and Mariah Carey may be involved with the show this season either as celebrity judges for one week or just helping the contestants ruin their songs. Should be interesting.

WTF! We don’t know what Paula Abdul is on but in this clip she is a STEAMY HOT MESS! Could it be pain killers, booze, cocaine, smack, weed, or all of the above? Paula can’t even get a complete sentence out! It’s not possible to be that HAPPY that early. This season of AI should be great tv, with this new DRUGGED Paula factor. This is down right CRAZINESS! Take Me Higher Lord!

Another One. Even better than the first!!!!

Paris Hilton and her new pal Britney Spears share the top spot on Mr. Blackwell’s 47th “Worst Dressed” list. The list is drawn up each year by retired crusty designer Richard Blackwell who picks out at least 10 celebrities and trashes them for their hideous fashion. I ABSFUCKINGLUTELY agree with the old bastard!

1. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears
Spears, right, hit the clubs in full force after filing for divorce from Kevin Federline. She was often seen with Hilton, another paparazzi favorite. Blackwell dubbed them the “Screamgirls.” He also said they were “style-free,” “fashion-deprived” and “two peas in an overexposed pod.”

REST OF MR. BLACKWELL’S LIST AND COMMENTS AFTER THE JUMP!
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