Paris Hilton who decided to go in for a piece of pizza at The Hottie And The Nottie premiere after party in LA last night looks like ___________ ?

Who says you need an inheritance to survive? Paris Hilton got out yesterday and hit up the Franklin Mills Mall in Philadelphia to promote her new film The Hottie & The Nottie. I personally haven’t seen the movie, but I sure hope it is a success. Good luck girl!

While Britney’s locked away, Paris will play. The socialite was spotted at LAX in Las Vegas making out with a girl pal and almost flashing the vag, clearly determined to keep the New Years party going strong.

She may be a little wild, but at least her hair is real, she doesn’t have kids, and she isn’t completely crazy!

These were the stories that dominated the headlines this year!

Paris Going To Jail, Getting Released, And Going Back Again

Lindsay Lohan Going To Rehab Three Times In One Year

Britney Spears Shaving Her Head And Showing Her Va-Jay-Jay

Ana Nicole Smith Dies Unexpectedly But Sort Of Expectedly

The Writer’s Strike Threatens A Whole Lot Of New Shows

What stories do you think were most influential this year?

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When celebrities do stupid things, sometimes they have to pay the consequences like everyone else. Sometimes that means they end up going to jail and having to take a mugshot without professional lighting or photographers. Oh the horror! Here are some of my favorite mugshots. (From Left-to-Right and Top-to-Down)

- OJ Simpson
- Paris Hilton
- Shia LeBoeuf
- Foxy Brown
- Jason Wahl (From Laguna Beach and The Hills)
- Kelis
- Joe Francis (Creator of Girls Gone Wild)
- Bobby Brown
- Kid Rock
- Keifer Southerland
- Lindsay Lohan
- Lisa Nowak (Crazy Astronaut Lady)
- Mischa Barton
- Nicole Richie
- Pitbull

Which of these mugshots is the most fab and which is most fug?

Paris Hilton, K-Fed and Brody Jenner. It really doesn’t get much better than that, love muffins.

The three unlikely amigos were spotted getting their groove on with Frankie Delgado at the NYE Weekend at LAX Nightclub Las Vegas. Britney probably won’t be happy that her ex is schmoozing with her friend/enemy, Paris!

The NON-heiress landed back in Los Angeles last night from her holiday vacation in Hawaii. Do you think she tried to figure out what is up with Grandpa Hilton and why he is giving her money away? NOPE! TMZ is reporting that Paris hit up a few clubs instead. I don’t think reality has set in that she is going to be broke really soon. Pray for her ya’ll!