Paris running.

Paris stretching.

Paris posing.

And Paris getting F@#ked!

As previous reported by us yesterday Paris Hilton’s belongings that were auctioned off have surfaced by way of parisexposed.com, items found in the storage facility were:

-Hours of video footage and a series of short tapes of a NAKED Hilton being filmed by Joe Francis, the Girls Gone Wild creator, and her former fiancé, Jason Shaw. Francis films Paris – first taking off her red bikini top on a yacht in St. Tropez, later rumping around in a bubble bath while he begs her to show him her body.

-Prescription bottles for Hydrocodone, a painkiller similar to OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorders, post-party sleep aid Ambien and the HERPES medication Valtrex.

- A medical bill from a Los Angeles clinic, billing an Amber Taylor – with the same birth date as Paris – for a MISCARRIAGE in March 2003.

- A journal of dreams and aspirations.

-Several bank statements, including one with an ending monthly balance of just $9.26!

Pictures courtesy of IdontLikeYouInThatWay.com

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Paris has shown us her TATAS and her HOO HA so many times, you’re probably wondering what else the world could see. I am! Hit up www.parisexposed.com if for some reason you’re curious about the remainder of her secrets. Remember that story from a long time ago about Paris not paying her storage bill of $200 and all of that stuff being auctioned off…? All of her personal stuff. Anyways, if you care enough to spend almost $40 a month for all access to Ms. Hilton, then you too can find another way to waste your life away.

On another note, did anyone ever see this video? The song clearly went WAY under the radar…

Paris Hilton – Jealousy

The Plumm, a club in NYC, reported that Miss Paris Hilton was supposed to perform her new single “The Wish” on Wednesday night and was a NO-SHOW! Paris denied the performance request and said she never even had plans to attend. Reps for Hilton said the performance was never scheduled. Plumm promoters/owners said Paris was the PARTY POOPER, but no one had any solid contractual proof of the sultry heiress breaking a performance agreement.

Note to self: Must make an album displaying the fact that I cannot sing & hopefully I’ll get requests, and MONEY, for doing absolutely…NOTHING (just like Paris!)

Paris Hilton and her new pal Britney Spears share the top spot on Mr. Blackwell’s 47th “Worst Dressed” list. The list is drawn up each year by retired crusty designer Richard Blackwell who picks out at least 10 celebrities and trashes them for their hideous fashion. I ABSFUCKINGLUTELY agree with the old bastard!

1. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears
Spears, right, hit the clubs in full force after filing for divorce from Kevin Federline. She was often seen with Hilton, another paparazzi favorite. Blackwell dubbed them the “Screamgirls.” He also said they were “style-free,” “fashion-deprived” and “two peas in an overexposed pod.”

REST OF MR. BLACKWELL’S LIST AND COMMENTS AFTER THE JUMP!
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